A nice bottle of lube for him and a nice bottle of vodka for me always makes a date go exceptionally well ... unless your date is with Mick Jagger. Yeah, Google what I said about that. Am I right ladies?
this is the hardest QOTD ever! flowers work because they are special, beautiful, rife with symbolism, and ephemeral - they die. what else is special, beautiful, symbolic and temporary?! this is too hard!
I like to test my first dates....I'd bring a small adopted orphan from Malawi and ask him if he wanted to adopt this brown spicy baby with me if not it's a total deal breaker....if I know in advance he is dull and ugly I'd bring him a sign to wear around his neck that says: "I'm dull and ugly."
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is this question to help matt on his "first" date?
it's hard finding the right date gift for a man. i would say a bottle of nice liquor or bake him some cookies/brownies.
A unicorn.
:)
A nice bottle of lube for him and a nice bottle of vodka for me always makes a date go exceptionally well ... unless your date is with Mick Jagger. Yeah, Google what I said about that. Am I right ladies?
I would bring chocolates from ACKC.
I'd bring a bible to show that gay man the part where Jesus says he's living a life of sin.
That part is...now hold on...I swear it's in here...let me look...
I think blogger is homophobic
this is the hardest QOTD ever! flowers work because they are special, beautiful, rife with symbolism, and ephemeral - they die. what else is special, beautiful, symbolic and temporary?! this is too hard!
Something personal if I knew him. Some small foodie gift like special salt or something. Alcohol. Cate, if you want ephemeral, bring him ice cream :)
not super creative, but I think wine works great. If the date goes well, you can share it after!
a rainbow refrigerator magnet or some other not too personal accessory with a rainbow on it
I'm told that gay porn works too
A cupcake. But that could be because I love cupcakes so much and kind of wish someone would deliver one to my desk.
After reading the posting, I agree, chocolate...to share (after the dinner date)!
who brings presents on the first date? fuck this, i need to date a gay man.
I like to test my first dates....I'd bring a small adopted orphan from Malawi and ask him if he wanted to adopt this brown spicy baby with me if not it's a total deal breaker....if I know in advance he is dull and ugly I'd bring him a sign to wear around his neck that says:
"I'm dull and ugly."
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