Wednesday, May 12, 2010

If you were a gay man going on a dinner date, wanting to bring something (but not flowers) for your date when you pick him up, what would you bring?

15 comments:

Rob said...

is this question to help matt on his "first" date?

it's hard finding the right date gift for a man.  i would say a bottle of nice liquor or bake him some cookies/brownies.

Ken said...

A unicorn.
:)

Janice D., Modeling Agent said...

A nice bottle of lube for him and a nice bottle of vodka for me always makes a date go exceptionally well ... unless your date is with Mick Jagger.  Yeah, Google what I said about that.  Am I right ladies?

Pinchie said...

I would bring chocolates from ACKC.

A Christian Conservative said...

I'd bring a bible to show that gay man the part where Jesus says he's living a life of sin.

That part is...now hold on...I swear it's in here...let me look...

John said...

I think blogger is homophobic

Cate said...

this is the hardest QOTD ever! flowers work because they are special, beautiful, rife with symbolism, and ephemeral - they die. what else is special, beautiful, symbolic and temporary?! this is too hard!

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KP said...

Something personal if I knew him. Some small foodie gift like special salt or something. Alcohol. Cate, if you want ephemeral, bring him ice cream :)

Beth said...

not super creative, but I think wine works great. If the date goes well, you can share it after!

Kelly said...

a rainbow refrigerator magnet or some other not too personal accessory with a rainbow on it

I'm told that gay porn works too

Leslie said...

A cupcake. But that could be because I love cupcakes so much and kind of wish someone would deliver one to my desk.

Justin said...

After reading the posting, I agree, chocolate...to share (after the dinner date)!

Hailey Snow said...

who brings presents on the first date? fuck this, i need to date a gay man.

evan said...

I like to test my first dates....I'd bring a small adopted orphan from Malawi and ask him if he wanted to adopt this brown spicy baby with me if not it's a total deal breaker....if I know in advance he is dull and ugly I'd bring him a sign to wear around his neck that says:
"I'm dull and ugly."