i worked in HR at an insurance company for a summer once and there was a woman whose name was Tekuila (pronounced like Tequila) McGee. I actually thought that was pretty awesome though :).
And then there's political candidate Krystal Ball who is, surprisingly, not a stripper.
I went to high school with a girl named Star Treff. I used to coach a girl named Constance Payne. Another girl I went to high school with was named Jennifer Samples, which would be bad enough had she not gone into the Navy and attained the rank of Seaman...so yes, she was Seaman Samples. I dated a girl with the last name West...who's father's name was...no joke...North East West.
I went to high school and Cate went to college with a girl named Liz Swallow (and from what I hear, she did-haha).
I used to work with a girl in TX named Tequila Massengill like the douche...no one teased her though...she used to carry around a boxcutter and would cut you.
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My Aunt had to talk a woman out of naming her daughter Vagina. Pronounced Vah-JEE-nah.
I knew a guy in at Tulane, his name was Maxwell Hung Wang.
i worked in HR at an insurance company for a summer once and there was a woman whose name was Tekuila (pronounced like Tequila) McGee. I actually thought that was pretty awesome though :).
And then there's political candidate Krystal Ball who is, surprisingly, not a stripper.
i always thought Misty Hyman had a particularly unfortunate name, but she has a gold medal from the Olympics. That might make it better.
Not really unfortunate, but a guy in the plumbing shop at the LOC is Gene Poole.
I knew a girl named Dusty Chalk in high school.
I went to grade school with a kid named Justin Case.
And my manager when I worked in retail was named Lindsay Dicker.
I also get press releases sometimes by such winners as Peter Bigwood and Tripp Baltz.
I knew a school principal named Richard Dickoff
Harry Seaword is a good one. But I have never met anyone with that name.
Lucious Pusey from Eastern Illinois
My top has to be a current student-
Full name: Sky Tiger Danger Friexo
Hilarious!
Also have a Rayban Potts which was really odd.
I have a very obnoxious student called Berdan...he naturally is a pain.
I went to high school with a girl named Star Treff.
I used to coach a girl named Constance Payne.
Another girl I went to high school with was named Jennifer Samples, which would be bad enough had she not gone into the Navy and attained the rank of Seaman...so yes, she was Seaman Samples.
I dated a girl with the last name West...who's father's name was...no joke...North East West.
I went to high school with a dude named Sterling Love Pond. And another named Ari Weiner. My mom was friends with a woman named Kelly Kelley.
I went to high school and Cate went to college with a girl named Liz Swallow (and from what I hear, she did-haha).
I used to work with a girl in TX named Tequila Massengill like the douche...no one teased her though...she used to carry around a boxcutter and would cut you.
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