"after a long night of smoking cigarettes and eating gelatin, you may feel the urge to visit the powder room. a lady does not do this while company is present. wait until all your guests have gone home and the house has been cleaned, then you may go to the woods to relieve yourself. if it ends up being diarrhea, you must leave society and live in the woods as an animal. you may never return."
15 comments:
"Time to go light my poo scented candle"
boom boom.
Dropping the kids off at the pool.
Keira! NO!
time to read the newspaper
Haha, Keira is a poopface. Gross.
bringing the kids to their swimming lesson.
gotta go lose some excess weight.
P.S. - Happy Birthday Tamika!
dropping a deuce
Big fan of the "deuce", but I usually say "I got some bidness to attend to", or "I gotta go see a man about a horse".
this is my favorite:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/109030/saturday-night-live-a-ladies-guide-to-party-planning
"after a long night of smoking cigarettes and eating gelatin, you may feel the urge to visit the powder room. a lady does not do this while company is present. wait until all your guests have gone home and the house has been cleaned, then you may go to the woods to relieve yourself. if it ends up being diarrhea, you must leave society and live in the woods as an animal. you may never return."
I think I just usually say "taking a crap." 'Cause I'm a lady.
Huge fan of "dropping a deuce"!
Haha, I find the responses on this one really entertaining.
"Pinching one off"
Side note: Because of the shape of it's border, I always thought Maryland looked like the state that got pinched-off.
Side side note: my "word verification" term is an anagram for "suicidal." Terrific.
Thank you cate for the SNL skit.
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