Hi, I'm Leslie, and I'm an alcoholic.Hi, Leslie!
i congratulate myself on my planning skils!
Get out of bed and go to Z Burger.
That sounds like an outtake from a stoner version of the hit Keanu Reeves movie Speed. "Pop quiz hot shot..."I dunno, it's monday, I got nothing
I'd throw it away and go get some Plan B. As I've said before, I hate peanut butter, so if it's in my apartment someone else was too, and since I can't remember anything about it, I'd take all necessary precautions :).
Hahahaahahaha!Eat the somewhat stale, but still delicious, PB&J. Best. Morning. Ever.
FYI, the answer to the "Speed" version of this question: shoot the sandwich, go for the easy wound.
Am I at my own house? am I alone? there are so many variables.
I would totally eat it. Then I'd be probably be pissed that I would have to get up and get a glass of water because I probably wouldn't have had the foresight to set that out too. Peanut butter without something to drink is the pits.
Depends how hungover I am. Usually I want something greasy, like a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich or the rest of my jumbo slice that is also in my bed.
I don't eat PB&J, but I once woke up on the floor with my legs on the couch, with an unwrapped five guys burger...on my chest.60 seconds later, my road to hangover redemption was underway.
Assume that in a moment of drunken genius that I made it and devour it. I would probably also be in bed with a bottle of Gatorade so that would rock too.
I would eat it... and then write about it on my facebook post. heheeh
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