Monday, September 21, 2009

You wake up after a boozey night and find a perfectly made pb&j sandwich on a paper towel next to you with one bite taken out of it, what do you do?

13 comments:

Scottie said...

Hi, I'm Leslie, and I'm an alcoholic.

Hi, Leslie!

David said...

i congratulate myself on my planning skils!

Dan said...

Get out of bed and go to Z Burger.

John said...

That sounds like an outtake from a stoner version of the hit Keanu Reeves movie Speed. "Pop quiz hot shot..."

I dunno, it's monday, I got nothing

Karen said...

I'd throw it away and go get some Plan B. As I've said before, I hate peanut butter, so if it's in my apartment someone else was too, and since I can't remember anything about it, I'd take all necessary precautions :).

Ashley said...

Hahahaahahaha!

Eat the somewhat stale, but still delicious, PB&J. Best. Morning. Ever.

John said...

FYI, the answer to the "Speed" version of this question: shoot the sandwich, go for the easy wound.

Beth D said...

Am I at my own house? am I alone? there are so many variables.

Leslie said...

I would totally eat it. Then I'd be probably be pissed that I would have to get up and get a glass of water because I probably wouldn't have had the foresight to set that out too. Peanut butter without something to drink is the pits.

tamika said...

Depends how hungover I am. Usually I want something greasy, like a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich or the rest of my jumbo slice that is also in my bed.

Ken S said...

I don't eat PB&J, but I once woke up on the floor with my legs on the couch, with an unwrapped five guys burger...on my chest.

60 seconds later, my road to hangover redemption was underway.

Melissa said...

Assume that in a moment of drunken genius that I made it and devour it. I would probably also be in bed with a bottle of Gatorade so that would rock too.

Sister Ashley said...

I would eat it... and then write about it on my facebook post. heheeh