Ron Popeil. Have you seen the showtime rotissiere?
Vince from Shamwow.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8but i've also always had a soft spot for Ron Popeil and his pasta maker
Billy Mays...although you'd have to turn the music up really loud to drown him out. Vince would be too busy hitting on the ladies and making everyone really uncomfortable.
By the way, Vince is even better in the Slap Chop commercial.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs
Vince, but only if he brought the shamwow with him. It could clean up the spills that would happen later in the night.
P. Diddy (aka Diddy aka Puff Daddy aka Puffy aka Sean Combs)
Vince for sure. For two reasons:1) I bought the shamwows and I want to yell at him because they suck.2) There's always at least one person who shows up not necessarily because they were invited or expected and I think he'd be very good a cornering them and talking them to death.
Suzanne Somers. Vince is a little freaky and Billy Mays, while having the ability to clean up after the party, would just scare the guests. Plus, who invites the help?
the couple from the magic bullet blender b/c they like to make guac and margaritas.
I'm going to cheat and say both Billy Mays and the Shamwow guy. Mays, in an appearance on the Adam Carolla show, stated the shanwow guy stole that idea from him...and the slap chop. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPLrm3Omkjg
Definitely not the shamwow guy. He'd be that douchebag that chases all the girls away. He's also badly in need of a beatdown.
i think the lipozene lady would be entertaining. she would tell everyone they can "burn fat without changing their lifestyle." pass the cheetos!!!!!
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