Wednesday, November 26, 2008

What crime would a turkey have had to commit in order to be worthy of your presidential pardon?


Leslie said...

Nipping Sarah Palin when she tried to make it Thanksgiving diner.

Rob said...

It would have to kill 3 bald eagles.

andrew said...

Money laundering

John said...

Outing an undercover CIA operative working on WMD...oh wait, nevermind, that should never be a pardonable crime.

evab "has flu and is catching up on qotd" lloyd said...

murdering Janice Dickinson's plastic surgeon

Scottie said...

"Taking care of" the following people:

Bill O'Reilly
Lauren Conrad
Anyone from any cast of the Real World, post-Vegas (well, including Vegas, I guess)
Bobby Flay (and Racheaaeaaeaeal Ray, for good measure)
Ashlee and Jessica Simpson (or at the very least figure out a way to give Jessica a mute button)
Greg Paulus
Pete Carroll
Jonathan Papelbon (seriously dude, what's with your way-too-calculated, oh-i'm-trying-way-too-hard-to-look-way-too-tough glare before every pitch?? I've seen the video of you in drag in high're a good pitcher, but you're an L-7 weenie)
Rush Limbaugh (is he still relevant?)

Oh, and kidnapping and deprogramming Bristol Palin's baby daddy wouldn't be a bad idea either. He might not be the brightest bulb in the box, but no one should have to be subjected to what he must have to go through on a daily basis.

Cate said...

caroline says "trafficking cocaine through newark"
mike says "committing a massive conspiracy to defraud the american public into starting an unjustified war"
cate says "being a jive turkey"