Friday, September 26, 2008

What one-liner would you feed Barack for tonight's debate at Ole Miss?

16 comments:

Tim said...

Feed me a stray cat.

- ATM, American Psycho

John said...

To borrow politely from the '88 Veep Debate, "Senator McCain, I know President Bush, I've worked with President Bush, and you, sir, are no...actually wait no, sorry, you are President Bush."

Scottie said...

"Is Barack Obama gonna have to choke a bitch??"

Karen said...

Shut up, you crazy old man!

Leslie said...

This is adapted from my favorite quote from Obama... "You must think they're stupid."

Beth D said...

I challenge you to a dance off!

Leslie said...

Umm, Beth, it's called a battle. Do we need to watch more dancing movies?

beth d said...

I stand corrected. And I think we just outlined the script for Step Up 4: Barack n' Roll

Cate said...

She's not a wartime Consigliari, Senator McCain. Things could get rough with the moves we're making.

andrew said...

There's a fine line between being a maverick and being a bull in a china shop. Voting 90% of the time with this Administration does not make you a maverick.

John said...

"...and now I think I've run over my time for this question so I'm sorry, and I'll let Senator McCain respond. Senator? Senator? Oh wait, that's right, he's not here because he's playing grab ass with House Republicans. I forgot, he's decided not to do this debate because he didn't get through his economic flash cards during debate prep, so he decided to fucking torpedo the bailout plan as a distraction."

Mike said...

Your shoes are untied... boop got your nose.

Karen said...

to add to Cate's...

"...and furthermore, anyone who does not get the 'wartime consigliari' reference is not fit to lead this country. Hint: It's not just from the West Wing!"

brett said...

The Flintstones are not a series of historical documents you creationist fuck! (gunfire and screaming ensue)

beenu said...

YOUR MOM!

Dan said...

I'd like to thank the good people of Mississippi for not rioting upon my arrival. We really have come a long way...