Start off with lumpy mashed potatoes, mix in some green beans, some lettuce, stewed tomatoes, add in the skin of banquet chicken (save the meat for the starving children in Africa), and a paper table napkin. Finally, pour in 4 tablespoons of salt and use orange juice for gravy.
I would start out with a base layer of softserve twist ice cream, add some crawdaddies with the heads still on poking out alternating with pork ribs, pour a layer of marinara sauce and nacho cheese on top, and then stick a fried chicken drumstick coming straight up the top surrounded by a cornucopia of guacamole, soy sauce, and tartar sauce. And then pour lemonade all over it. And capers.
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I think I might have to pass on today's question of the day; I am sick and if I think about this hard enough I might throw up all over the place.
how could a buffet be gross? gimme some stuffing and fried chicken and cheese and salad and fruit and pasta. i'm hungry.
Start off with lumpy mashed potatoes, mix in some green beans, some lettuce, stewed tomatoes, add in the skin of banquet chicken (save the meat for the starving children in Africa), and a paper table napkin. Finally, pour in 4 tablespoons of salt and use orange juice for gravy.
I would start out with a base layer of softserve twist ice cream, add some crawdaddies with the heads still on poking out alternating with pork ribs, pour a layer of marinara sauce and nacho cheese on top, and then stick a fried chicken drumstick coming straight up the top surrounded by a cornucopia of guacamole, soy sauce, and tartar sauce. And then pour lemonade all over it. And capers.
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