When was the last (or most memorable) time you were at a theater and you bawled like a pregnant woman watching a Valerie Bertinelli movie on Lifetime?

You go to the bathroom at work and realize (crap!) you stepped in poo. What do you do?

Under what circumstances should a bagel be toasted?

Do you ever use a salad or dessert fork to eat a full meal?

What is the greatest Jon Bon Jovi song ever?

If someone gave you $20 to buy magazines for a flight what would you buy?

A man walks up to you on the street and gives you $1,000. What do you do?

Which "Real Housewife" would be your friend?

What's your favorite spelling song (e.g. a word or name is spelled out in the lyrics)?

Are you embarrassed to be in public with people who only use an "outdoor voice"?