get a hookeri mean, save it.
He's not this guy:http://www.imdb.com/media/rm840141056/tt0362478right?
Invest it in a high risk capital venture. I mean, get a hooker.
Simple. One thousand McChickens.
In my dreams, book a nice ski trip. In reality, pay off a credit card.
make it rain
a jig (probably Kelly C's Notre Dame one)
I'd buy a pair of hot boots I don't need, and then I'd use the rest to pay off debt.
buy furniture and stuff for the house.
close out one of my credit card accounts
Punch him in his face.
Credit. Card. Debt.
take it and run away so he can't take it back or put some conditions on the money.
tell him that's not enough to cover the whole night.
Thank him & go to Ikea to buy a new kitchen. Or part of a new kitchen anyway.
buy expensive shoes
Take it.
Take friends for dinner!
I would pay to see Kelly do Kelly's Notre Dame jig.
buy all the things i need for a letterpress shop and i'm going to pretend in this hypothetical world where people give me $1000 on the street that $1000 is all it takes to do that.
I register for all my races for the next year without questioning why some dude just gave me a bunch of cash.
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get a hooker
i mean, save it.
He's not this guy:
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm840141056/tt0362478
right?
Invest it in a high risk capital venture.
I mean, get a hooker.
Simple. One thousand McChickens.
In my dreams, book a nice ski trip. In reality, pay off a credit card.
make it rain
a jig (probably Kelly C's Notre Dame one)
I'd buy a pair of hot boots I don't need, and then I'd use the rest to pay off debt.
buy furniture and stuff for the house.
close out one of my credit card accounts
Punch him in his face.
Credit. Card. Debt.
take it and run away so he can't take it back or put some conditions on the money.
tell him that's not enough to cover the whole night.
Thank him & go to Ikea to buy a new kitchen. Or part of a new kitchen anyway.
buy expensive shoes
Take it.
Take friends for dinner!
I would pay to see Kelly do Kelly's Notre Dame jig.
buy all the things i need for a letterpress shop and i'm going to pretend in this hypothetical world where people give me $1000 on the street that $1000 is all it takes to do that.
I register for all my races for the next year without questioning why some dude just gave me a bunch of cash.
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