For the teeth, I like to actually brush at my desk while reading shit online. That way I force myself to brush for a good amount of time. While I try to read a whole WaPo column while doing this...not gonna lie I'm usually checking a sports or gossip site.
Shower routine? Basically I must wash my hair everyday or I take on the look of a late 80s metal guitarist who fell asleep resting their head on a pizza. Yeah, my hair gets that greasy. But I combat it by single handedly keep Aussi in business.
As far as teeth brushing, that happens post shower but before face lotion in the am, & after contact removal in the pm.
I brush my teeth after I shower. Also, I have an electric tootbrush (shout out to sonicare!), so while brushing my teeth I feed the fish and get ready to leave the house. It's probably the most productive two minutes of my morning.
Turn on water. Brush teeth while water's heating up. Hop in shower, wash hair, shave, then wash the rest. Contacts go in, clothes go on, and out the door.
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
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My shower routine? Let me just ask, have you ever seen the movie The Specialist? NUFF SAID.
For the teeth, I like to actually brush at my desk while reading shit online. That way I force myself to brush for a good amount of time. While I try to read a whole WaPo column while doing this...not gonna lie I'm usually checking a sports or gossip site.
Teeth brushing is not incorporated into my actual shower. I shower, then I brush my teeth after.
my word verification (what is that funny word?) is "sucks" today!
i brush my teeth after blow drying but before straightening my hair. that way the straightener can heat up while i brush.
Last thing I do before I go out the door.
Shower routine? Basically I must wash my hair everyday or I take on the look of a late 80s metal guitarist who fell asleep resting their head on a pizza. Yeah, my hair gets that greasy. But I combat it by single handedly keep Aussi in business.
As far as teeth brushing, that happens post shower but before face lotion in the am, & after contact removal in the pm.
I brush my teeth after I shower. Also, I have an electric tootbrush (shout out to sonicare!), so while brushing my teeth I feed the fish and get ready to leave the house. It's probably the most productive two minutes of my morning.
Turn on water. Brush teeth while water's heating up. Hop in shower, wash hair, shave, then wash the rest. Contacts go in, clothes go on, and out the door.
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
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