do a shot everytime palin uses a word to define itself. see "ready" below:
Palin - Well, not only am I ready but willing and able to serve as vice president with Sen. McCain if Americans so bless us and privilege us with the opportunity of serving them, ready with my executive experience as a city mayor and manager, as a governor, as a commissioner, a regulator of oil and gas, not only with my résumé proving that readiness, but I think the important thing here is that John McCain and I, we share a vision for America that includes energy independence.
before palin can even speak, drink until you forget that you've always wanted to see a woman on the national ballot, but instead of hillary, we got this illiterate moose-tamer.
If Palin completes a thought that makes you think "wow, I completely agree" you have to bong a 40 of Steel Reserve and smash it over your head. Don't worry, something tells me you won't have to do this.
When Palin mentions Alaska/Russia drink a shot of moonshine
When Biden says, "Come on Man." do a line of blow
When Ifill mentions her book, "Obama is my Freakin' Hero, Whoap!" huff some car fumes
And when Palin eventually breaks down and stops speaking in full coherent sentences (ie the first time she opens her mouth), and Biden gives up and says, "really? That's your answer? I'll just you a mulligan if you want one...can you spell potato?"
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not really a drinking game, but easily turned into one.
Palin Bingo
every time palin says, "well, in alaska..." you pound a beer and crush the can on your forehead.
do a shot everytime palin uses a word to define itself. see "ready" below:
Palin - Well, not only am I ready but willing and able to serve as vice president with Sen. McCain if Americans so bless us and privilege us with the opportunity of serving them, ready with my executive experience as a city mayor and manager, as a governor, as a commissioner, a regulator of oil and gas, not only with my résumé proving that readiness, but I think the important thing here is that John McCain and I, we share a vision for America that includes energy independence.
drink every time Palin says something that doesn't make any sense.
drink every time Biden says "literally".
before palin can even speak, drink until you forget that you've always wanted to see a woman on the national ballot, but instead of hillary, we got this illiterate moose-tamer.
chug when someone says maverick.
drink when either one says something stupid. given who the candidates are... you should be drunk by 9:30.
VP Debate Drinking Game
Oh, those smarty pants at MIT. Is there anything they can't do?
Sarah Palin Bingo. Print out your own boards and play at home (or at your favourite hill bar (The PourHouse))
http://palinbingo.com/
i think 'waterfall' when terrorism or 9-11 comes up.
If you say "maritime border" you have to sleep with Kehoe. If you say "Terrorist", I get to watch.
chug a beer every time Sarah Palin says something intelligent, be designated driver.
If Palin completes a thought that makes you think "wow, I completely agree" you have to bong a 40 of Steel Reserve and smash it over your head. Don't worry, something tells me you won't have to do this.
When Palin mentions Alaska/Russia drink a shot of moonshine
When Biden says, "Come on Man." do a line of blow
When Ifill mentions her book, "Obama is my Freakin' Hero, Whoap!" huff some car fumes
And when Palin eventually breaks down and stops speaking in full coherent sentences (ie the first time she opens her mouth), and Biden gives up and says, "really? That's your answer? I'll just you a mulligan if you want one...can you spell potato?"
Do a spike of heroin straight to your temple.
Drink everytime Palin gestures in a way to draw attention from her answering an question.
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