Let's bump uglies.
Making babies.
rut: verb, to rut. Example I was caught rutting Patrick Hughes up against the brick wall in an alley. Rutting; the act of to rut
I typically just say I'm excitable. I like to think it makes me sound like a lady, but in reality, it sounds like I need ritalin.
for janice, any old term will do: nice to meet you, excuse me, will you pass the salt? am i right ladies?
I think "randy" is my favorite but I don't think I've ever actually used it in that context.
HUMP!
So how much is this going to cost me? (Oops did I type that outloud?)
shag is my favorite! "doing it"
Just plain old horny
Wanna be a model in my agency? Works every time.
Growing up a repressed Midwestern Catholic, I used to use terms like "I'm feeling affectionate today." This did not get me very close to my desired goal. I have since learned to be much more explicit.
Want to take horizontal mambo lessons?
Or wanna go behind that dumpster?
"Taking the bolonga pony to tuna town" or "getting a good rogering"
Sexual desires are the work of Satan. I'm going to pray for each of your souls, filthy sinners.Why yes, I would like a "happy ending"...what exactly is that?
i need to get my swerve on.
beenu wanted to add "making whoopee" but didn't want to add two answers so i am adding it for her.
I'm always torn betweenMaking Whoopee andBeef-tipping the Jelly Roll.Its such a toss up.
As a pirate, I'd have to go with, "I'd love for you to shiver me timbers."Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Arrrr...
Do you fancy a rogering?
I also like "porking," it makes me chuckle.It's a quality word that should make a comeback.
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Let's bump uglies.
Making babies.
rut: verb, to rut. Example I was caught rutting Patrick Hughes up against the brick wall in an alley. Rutting; the act of to rut
I typically just say I'm excitable. I like to think it makes me sound like a lady, but in reality, it sounds like I need ritalin.
for janice, any old term will do: nice to meet you, excuse me, will you pass the salt? am i right ladies?
I think "randy" is my favorite but I don't think I've ever actually used it in that context.
HUMP!
So how much is this going to cost me? (Oops did I type that outloud?)
shag is my favorite!
"doing it"
Just plain old horny
Wanna be a model in my agency? Works every time.
Growing up a repressed Midwestern Catholic, I used to use terms like "I'm feeling affectionate today." This did not get me very close to my desired goal. I have since learned to be much more explicit.
Want to take horizontal mambo lessons?
Or wanna go behind that dumpster?
"Taking the bolonga pony to tuna town" or "getting a good rogering"
Sexual desires are the work of Satan. I'm going to pray for each of your souls, filthy sinners.
Why yes, I would like a "happy ending"...what exactly is that?
i need to get my swerve on.
beenu wanted to add "making whoopee" but didn't want to add two answers so i am adding it for her.
I'm always torn between
Making Whoopee
and
Beef-tipping the Jelly Roll.
Its such a toss up.
As a pirate, I'd have to go with, "I'd love for you to shiver me timbers."
Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Arrrr...
Do you fancy a rogering?
I also like "porking," it makes me chuckle.
It's a quality word that should make a comeback.
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