The sight of Ryan Seacrest makes me want to impale myself on a hockey stick, his stupid robotic presenting "style" makes me want to slowly cheese grate my own skin and send it to him in a bid for him to stop slowly taking over the world.....one day I am scared to wake up and instead of Hilary in the White House there will be...SEACREST!
What?! I don't know who this Andrew person is, but I am not socially awkward. I should send my male models to pummel him. Unless he's hot. Then I will let him pummel me, if you know what I mean. Am I right, ladies? Huh? Huh?
I may be a lot of things. Promiscuous, an alcholic, loose, immoral. But I am not an alcoholic! If I wasn't so drunk right now I'd shove my pradas up your a$$!
I would say it has to be either Larry David, or Larry David incarnate: George Castanza. Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm...it can be so painful...but hilarious.
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Martha Stewart, though I love when she subtly insults her guests through their lack of craft skills.
The most socially awkward character (not real person) is Michael Scott.
david archuleta. you gotta see this kid. its really ridiculous.
david archuletta (i swear i thought of it before i looked at conor's!)
The sight of Ryan Seacrest makes me want to impale myself on a hockey stick, his stupid robotic presenting "style" makes me want to slowly cheese grate my own skin and send it to him in a bid for him to stop slowly taking over the world.....one day I am scared to wake up and instead of Hilary in the White House there will be...SEACREST!
Definitely Seacrest. Though, Pat Buchanan with his barely concealed racism is a close second.
Janice Dickinson. With all that collagin in her lips. Her pouty smile. Her veracious sexual appetite. Awkward.
What?! I don't know who this Andrew person is, but I am not socially awkward. I should send my male models to pummel him. Unless he's hot. Then I will let him pummel me, if you know what I mean. Am I right, ladies? Huh? Huh?
Ew, Janice, I am not going to "pummel" you, you VD carrying alcoholic.
I may be a lot of things. Promiscuous, an alcholic, loose, immoral. But I am not an alcoholic! If I wasn't so drunk right now I'd shove my pradas up your a$$!
Haha, you can take the girl out of the trailor park, but you can't take the trailor park out of the girl.
For me, it’s a toss up between Ramona and Alex. Yes, I’m a big fan of ”The Real Housewives of New York City”.
first, i want to see andrew and "janice dickinson, modeling agent" go at it. i have a sneaking suspicion it would be a pretty even match-up.
second, i feel like i can't fully answer this question because i don't watch american idol.
third, michael scott is definitely the most socially awkward character on tv.
Tyra Banks. Provided that the bat shit crazy doesn't outweigh the socially awkward.
flavor flav...i don't get why he is still on tv.
I would say it has to be either Larry David, or Larry David incarnate: George Castanza. Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm...it can be so painful...but hilarious.
I dunno Leslie. I would never underestimate Janice. Andrew's feisty, but my money is on Janice. It would be a 12 round brawl though.
if we're talking characters, i'd say michael from the office. if we're talking real people, i'd say danny bonaduce. painful.
p.s. i love that you are answering QOTD now, brother ben. yay!
I second the RHNY Ramona/Alex nomination. They're painful to watch. Man, I love some Bravo reality teev.
Agree with Ramona but Andrew from Top Chef tops the list!
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