no thank god. not even the dudes.
Man, I don't have any coworkers who DON'T talk to me about it.
YES! i have a stamp on my forehead. there are two coworkers that like to tell me about their bodily functions but Mary Ann is the worst. I know all about her bowels and menopause.
Oh Cate, we do, but just with each other.
I had to admit I couldn't come into work b/c of cramps a few months back. That sucked, even though my boss is a woman.
No we don't talk about bodily functions. (Which I'm sure is funny to people who know me outside of work because it is clearly my favorite topic of conversation.) But I can tell you it's awkward when you are walking around looking for someone, asking where they are and 10 minutes later they come out of the can. Oops.Note: I do tell my colleagues about poo stories that happen with my dog. She rolls in poo - I get it on my face, etc. Those stories are too good not to share.
Um, I don't know what kind of office you all work at. But, I do not work in that kind of office.
We used to have a phone system at work where if you got a call, someone on the speaker system would say "John, you have Cate calling on park 2" with park 2 being the number you hit to get that person. It also functioned as a way of telling the person you were talking to that someone more important is calling you.Had to go really bad then my boss called me saying I had something urgent I needed to deal with. He was about to lay into 5 min of details and I was like "I can't talk now, can we talk later?" and he said "Why? What could be more urgent than this?" To which I responded "I got nature calling on park 2."
I once peed in my secretary's butt.
Why is there so much toilet paper in that bathroom?!?Yes, we have an older gentleman who speaks loudly on the phone about his colonoscopy, nasty ear infections, you name it, on his work phone.
unfortunately. my supervisor likes to inform us when she is going to ¨pee pee¨..others talk about bowels......and in the bathroom, i don´t need to hear from you ¨oh, i needed that¨ when you come out of the stall. too much!
My office mate just told me he would have to finish reviewing my stuff after he finished pooing. He is in the process as I post.
why do i get the feeling your the coworker in question?
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