Flip the cushion and request a lock for the office door. Couch in the office is too precious a commodity to give up, but yeah...that's gross. I'd also be tempted to send an all staff email asking for information as to who was in your office after hours. Maybe shame the culprits into hooking up somewhere else next time.
I would pitch a fit and start yelling and go all postal. I'd want whoever did this to be shamed into knowing that I know. This would include putting said office couch out in the middle of the hallway and saying that it's not moving until someone fesses up to these shenanigans.
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My mother would say that is chicken noodle soup. At least that's what her roommate in college told her when she found a similar stain on her bed.
request that the couch be moved elsewhere in the office and ask for 2 uncomfortable office chairs to take its place.
I would think to myself, "well I hope someone got a raise at least... now where's maintenance..."
No question, call in Detective Horatio Caine of Miami CSI
"Uh oh...looks like someone was looking for more (dramatically puts on sunglasses) than just a stapler, from this office."
[Cue opening to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again"]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948
Ew, it's like you work in the Real World house or something.
Unless there's another couch that could be moved in, I'd steam clean it. And then tell everyone in the office about it.
I would be happy to A) have an office ... 2) have a couch in my office.
i'm quit my job and work at anthropologie for the discounts. normal? right?
i would immediately blame perry. no question.
I'd exclaim, 'who boned in my office?'
Flip the cushion and request a lock for the office door. Couch in the office is too precious a commodity to give up, but yeah...that's gross. I'd also be tempted to send an all staff email asking for information as to who was in your office after hours. Maybe shame the culprits into hooking up somewhere else next time.
I would pitch a fit and start yelling and go all postal. I'd want whoever did this to be shamed into knowing that I know. This would include putting said office couch out in the middle of the hallway and saying that it's not moving until someone fesses up to these shenanigans.
Then I would get Resolve and clean it.
I'd buy a black light to determine the nature of the stain and then move the couch to another part of the building
I immediately thought of a black light, too. My question is which is worse - a solo act or an interlude?
it's laundry detergent right???
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