I would be the official Beltway Slapper. Whenever a politician or pundit stepped waaay over the line, I would call him to my office for an officially sanctioned slap in the face. "Mr. Gingrich, you've been summoned to the Slap Office."
i would just use my own job, but maybe fabricate a title bump. this is what i've always wanted to do. it's more important to me to look hot and seem totally cool now, since i was very much not in high school, so i'll probably go the buy a ridic expensive dress route when my ten year comes around.
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Obviously new media consultant. Who the hell knows what they do ;)
I would be the official Beltway Slapper. Whenever a politician or pundit stepped waaay over the line, I would call him to my office for an officially sanctioned slap in the face. "Mr. Gingrich, you've been summoned to the Slap Office."
i would just use my own job, but maybe fabricate a title bump. this is what i've always wanted to do. it's more important to me to look hot and seem totally cool now, since i was very much not in high school, so i'll probably go the buy a ridic expensive dress route when my ten year comes around.
pop culture analyst. this is my dream job where i get paid to sit on the couch and make fun of people on reality teevee.
I would use my standard response for when people in DC ask me what I do for a living..."I drive the metro OR the metro bus" - just depends on my mood.
Cate! We have the same dream job.
i would totes go all romy and michelle and claim to have invented something. but i'd probably choose a software or application instead of post its.
beth, i forgot to mention my dream job has partners.
revised: this is my dream job where i get paid to sit on the couch with some friends and make fun of people on reality teevee.
Architect
jizz mopper, it'll keep the people i don't want to talk to away so I can just hang with the friends i know better
Principal of a Modeling Agency
Michelle Obama's stylist
Undersecretary at the VA. I don't even know if that is a job.
Chick Sexer...'nuf said.
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