Friday, July 2, 2010

What is the least cool way to be woken up?



8 comments:

Leslie said...

I think the least cool way to be woken up is by a dumpster. I used to live behind a giant Hilton in Waikiki and every single morning I would be woken up by the dumpsters hitting the garbage truck. It is so jarring.

For a chuckle, check out this video that kind of pertains to today's question.

Andrew said...

I used to think the least cool way was by people playing loud music. But that was until this morning, when the genius friends of the English basement residents rang our doorbell (upstairs) 20 times within a minute looking for one of said English basement residents.

They couldn't understand why I was angry with them ringing our doorbell 20 times within a minute at 5 am, and thought I was crazy. The best part: I tell them the guy lives downstairs so ring their bell. They tell me the gate is locked (Um, duh! It is 5 am.) And they couldn't find the doorbell. GENIUSES

John said...

Hungover as hell, in a tux, covered with dirt stains, club entry wristband on, welt on forehead, and no recollection of leaving my dorm.

kelly said...

I was going to say false fire alarm but real fire alarm would suck worse

Was once woken up at 3 am by the sound of someone beating the hell out of a car with a baseball bat. Turns out it was his own car; he had locked his keys inside and was pissed. Is it even necessary to point out that he was drunk?

Lisa said...

Redneck, now-accused-child-molester police officer threatening an arrest after jackass, neighbor Army Colonel falsely accused my dog of attacking his wife. My other neighbor's dog was the so-called attacker.

bad cop

Anonymous said...

finger up the butt.

Cate said...

when i was in junior high, my dad used to wake me up for 5:30 AM swim practice by pulling on my feet. it was so annoying. i kicked him on more than one occasion.

Hailey Snow said...

1. your roommates alarm when theyre not even home (never happened with Leslie, but is how i woke up this morning).
2. hungover
3. a cat named jose slapping you in the face with her paw (also happened this morning)