I agree with most of you so I'll just add a new one.
I want a pill that'll stop me from sweating on the dance floor. Why must I be punished for my efforts by looking like a cross between a marathon runner and old southern lawyer?
I wish there were a drug regimen that made me genuinely enjoy cheap beer, cheap wine, and cheap food, and stop my relentless desire to eat out every night.
Clean. When I want to clean, I love it and I'm super good at it. When I don't want to clean it's the worst thing in the world. A drug regimen would be welcome.
I would like a drug that would get me home immediately and not have to go home with all the crabby people on the tube......I HATE THEM AND SOMETIMES STAY AT WORK SO I PUT OFF GETTING THROUGH IT!
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I wish there was a drug that made me want to go running/swimming when all I want to do is stay in bed or lay on the couch.
ditto, leslie.
uh, yeah, same thing.
There is Leslie....it's called Cocaine. Anywho, don't really have an answer, but very very good question.
An anti-vice pill. Maybe then I'd stop drinking and smoking and eating tortilla chips for dinner.
I suppose I could also just use "self-control."
I agree with most of you so I'll just add a new one.
I want a pill that'll stop me from sweating on the dance floor. Why must I be punished for my efforts by looking like a cross between a marathon runner and old southern lawyer?
I wish there were a drug regimen that made me genuinely enjoy cheap beer, cheap wine, and cheap food, and stop my relentless desire to eat out every night.
I wish there was an over the counter pill to make me a better writer. Writing is hard.
I wish I could invent an over-the-counter drug that made me tolerate ignorant tourists more easily.
Clean. When I want to clean, I love it and I'm super good at it. When I don't want to clean it's the worst thing in the world. A drug regimen would be welcome.
Still searching for that job-love pill.
i need the job love pill. and the tolerant of stupid-ass people pill. i feel like archie bunker.
I would also like a "love fat free salad dressing" pill.
And - how creepy is this pic?
I would like a drug that would get me home immediately and not have to go home with all the crabby people on the tube......I HATE THEM AND SOMETIMES STAY AT WORK SO I PUT OFF GETTING THROUGH IT!
i have a new one: i want a pill that makes me not crave food that is delicious but gives me a stomach ache.
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