I'd be concerned that someone at work isn't potty trained. Then I would leave a passive aggressive note.
Probably say to myself that I need better aim next time. I'd also clean up my shoe, praying to God that I wasn't wearing open-toes
send out resumes? time for a new job.
decide not to ever use the bathroom at work again and spend the day trying to figure out who pooped on the floor
I'd find that shocking if it were at a bar, so at work is on the next level. That actually happened after one of our office Xmas parties. It's still a mystery, but the suspects have been boiled down to the young children of a coworker, or an actual coworker. Small note, when your behavior leads you to be lumped in with preschool children, might be time to make some new life choices.
Oh my God Where do you work? Most offices are concerned with H1N1 but I guess you have a few more hygiene issues to deal with at your office. I hope you are a career dog walker.....If not, I would wait until someone else brings it up..... then go cubicle to cubicle with pitchforks and torches until someone confesses to craping on the floor!
i would curse. loudly.
everyone at work has made poop jokes all day. we are all 11.
did anyone blush? if they did then they were the floor pooper!
Holy hell, did this happen to one of you? I hope not. I wonder how ladies manage to miss while peeing, but that is a really horrendous level past sprinkling the seat.
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