Monday, November 16, 2009

You go to the bathroom at work and realize (crap!) you stepped in poo. What do you do?

10 comments:

erin said...

I'd be concerned that someone at work isn't potty trained.

Then I would leave a passive aggressive note.

Andrew said...

Probably say to myself that I need better aim next time. I'd also clean up my shoe, praying to God that I wasn't wearing open-toes

Mike said...

send out resumes? time for a new job.

Kelly said...

decide not to ever use the bathroom at work again and spend the day trying to figure out who pooped on the floor

John said...

I'd find that shocking if it were at a bar, so at work is on the next level.

That actually happened after one of our office Xmas parties. It's still a mystery, but the suspects have been boiled down to the young children of a coworker, or an actual coworker.

Small note, when your behavior leads you to be lumped in with preschool children, might be time to make some new life choices.

Chris In DC said...

Oh my God Where do you work? Most offices are concerned with H1N1 but I guess you have a few more hygiene issues to deal with at your office. I hope you are a career dog walker.....
If not, I would wait until someone else brings it up..... then go cubicle to cubicle with pitchforks and torches until someone confesses to craping on the floor!

Cate said...

i would curse. loudly.

K8 said...

everyone at work has made poop jokes all day. we are all 11.

beenu said...

did anyone blush? if they did then they were the floor pooper!

Battgirl said...

Holy hell, did this happen to one of you? I hope not. I wonder how ladies manage to miss while peeing, but that is a really horrendous level past sprinkling the seat.