"Celebrate Good Times," that terrible song that gets played at every wedding ever. Shudder.
Anything by Franz Ferdinand or Kings of Leon. And Nirvana. That's why listening to DC 101 is torture.
Anything Mariah Carey. I feel bad for the guy that had to listen to Slim Shady for 20 days straight.
(I agree with you Beth R. That song is abysmal.)
Martin, I don't want to ever hear you rag on FF again. Not cool. (I'm totally with you on KoL, though.)
The Macarena, anything by Nickelback and anything by Jessica Simpson.
anything on 99.5 pretty much makes me wanna off myself. mostly the morning show on the way to work. also: toby keith. also: kelly clarkson.
YES ANDREW! FReakin' nickelback.
I have to go with the Macarena. I'd confess probably midway through the second playing.
Anything by Creed
Maroon 5's "She will be loved" I was indifferent to it when it first came out but by the time it was played over and over again on the radio (and then again by my college roommate) I was in a very bad place.
I know, K8. How do those monotonic morons from Canada keep getting airplay? The whole grunge look is so 1993. We're only reliving 1987 right now.
chris cornell's new album. i think we can all agree that it's the worst thing out there. oh and christian rock.
Rocky TopHey Mickey (is that the name; dreadful "song" from the 80s)We Are FamilyAnything by Toby Keith or Guns and Roses
Interrogator: All right Mr. Norris, we have ways of making you talk.5.1 Stereo Surround System: "We built this city! We built this city on rock and rollllllllll!!!!"John Norris:Ok, I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
Ditto on Nickelback. I've always said a 3-year old could write their lyrics.I'll add anything by Sean Paul. His music is so freakin repetitive, it makes me think of my alarm going off in the morning. I'm cringing right now just thinking about it.
SINCE YOU BEEN GOOOOONNNNNEEEE!!! I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIIIIMMMMEEEE!!!!!
Anything by Creed. Ugh. Or very twangy country music like that "I love my truck" song.
Achey Breakey HeartIt's a Small World After All
The song that's creeped me out the most recently (and by creeped me out I mean, made me want to puke all over the hood of the ice cream paint job caddy that was "bumping" it) is that "will you be my daddy" song. It's whiney & awful & demeaning & gross.But if someone were trying to torture me instead of just make me puke on them I'd have to say Shorty Fire Burning on the Dancefloor. (& now it's stuck in your head, too! Ha!)
Kelly beat me to Rocky Top, so I'll go with the Auburn fight song, anything with Kidz Bop or toddler singers, and the Barney the purple dinosaur song.
Definitely add Achey Breaky Heart and It's a Small World to the List
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