Wednesday, August 12, 2009

How do you think merpeople have sex?

12 comments:

Martin Andres Austermuhle said...

Probably the same way people who like "Reality Bites" over "Singles" -- they don't.

Yep, still a little hung up on a QOTD from two days ago.

Awful Announcing said...

Very very carefully.

David said...

the merman puts his fish stick in the merlady's bowl of tartar sauce

Dan said...

Mermystyle. Someone had to say it.

Scottie said...

I have a whole host of unthinkably crass comments which I find hilarious, but definitely not family friendly, so I'll refrain here...gchat me if you really wanna know, just be warned...they're bad.

Lisa said...

I'm with Scottie. The only good answers to this one aren't family friendly. The only FF one that comes to mind after days of elem. school riddles is a twist on AA's...very, very scale-fully?

Cate said...

like fish. the mermaid releases eggs and the merman releases sperm and fertilization occurs in the water. then the eggs hatch and there are baby merpeople. its a beautiful thing.

Andrew said...

No, I disagree with Cate. Mermaids are human up top, so they thus have to get preggers. They thus give birth by sea-section. (ha ha ha ha ha).

Everything's hidden under their scaly below. There are holes and organs down there. Although, slutty mermaids can take an entire fin. But, that's for fun, not procreation.

BTW, do a Google search for this. The answers are hilarious.

Karen said...

if cate's answer is right, that makes me very sad for merpeople. that sounds like no fun at all.

beenu said...

the extent of my merpeople knowledge is limited to Weeki Wachee Springs in Tampa and The Little Mermaid so i'm confused on how they procreate. after lots of thought, i do agree that eggs have to be involved in some way. but where do the eggs come out? is there a zipper on that tail i don't know about?

Ken S said...

Everything I know about this topic, I learned from the movie Splash.

Scottie said...

The words "finjob" and "gilljob" make me giggle.