Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Fill in the blank: I am too old to __________.

17 comments:

Rob said...

Laser tag knows no age restrictions, kind of like stripping in the Midwest.

so, "not play laser tag."

Janice D, Modeling Agent said...

to have another money draining, trouble-making, mildly retarded kid.

kmcgraw said...

I am too old to sleep with a stuffed animal...but I will continue to do so!

pinchie said...

do jello shots at Millie and Al's.

erin said...

to rave, sleep on a friend's futon...for this shit. What a great ep!

I'm too old to have patience with people who have bad manners. And to go to bed past 1.

Beth R. said...

watch the Hills. But I do anyway. I'm embarrassed for myself.

Beth D said...

wear the 80s revival trends the kids are running around in these days.

Dan said...

listen to pop music stations, apparently. i have no idea who most of the bands/artists are any more!

Beth R. said...

Oooh! I agree with Beth (D.) I really, really want a pair of crazy colored Nike dunks, but am afraid I'll look like I'm trying too hard/someone's whacko Aunt. Am pretty sure I'm officially too old to rock a pair of hightops.

Cate said...

i am too old to wear lady shorts in public.

Leslie said...

oh, the 80s fashion trend is a good one. i saw a youngin' wearing zipper jeans yesterday and caught myself wondering when they came back. then i caught myself getting jealous. i was in elementary school in the 80s - i totally missed out on wearing that crap to high school. that would have been awesome.

David said...

perform any sort of exercise/sports-type activity anymore without warming up and stretching - ugh

RE: Dan

I'm w/ you on that one. I was watching some spring break thing on MTV over the weekend and I had no clue who 1/2 the acts were.

Martin Andres Austermuhle said...

"...deal with this shit" is a great catch-all phrase in this context.

More specifically, "...still be wearing a Metallica shirt I had in 11th grade and think it doesn't make me look like I'm trying to seem young."

beenu said...

come to work hungover. it was cute when i was an intern. now it hurts. a lot.

Beth D said...

also, drink at college bars

Ryan said...

Hang out in Adams Morgan

Sarah said...

do a cartwheel