Laser tag knows no age restrictions, kind of like stripping in the Midwest.so, "not play laser tag."
to have another money draining, trouble-making, mildly retarded kid.
I am too old to sleep with a stuffed animal...but I will continue to do so!
do jello shots at Millie and Al's.
to rave, sleep on a friend's futon...for this shit. What a great ep!I'm too old to have patience with people who have bad manners. And to go to bed past 1.
watch the Hills. But I do anyway. I'm embarrassed for myself.
wear the 80s revival trends the kids are running around in these days.
listen to pop music stations, apparently. i have no idea who most of the bands/artists are any more!
Oooh! I agree with Beth (D.) I really, really want a pair of crazy colored Nike dunks, but am afraid I'll look like I'm trying too hard/someone's whacko Aunt. Am pretty sure I'm officially too old to rock a pair of hightops.
i am too old to wear lady shorts in public.
oh, the 80s fashion trend is a good one. i saw a youngin' wearing zipper jeans yesterday and caught myself wondering when they came back. then i caught myself getting jealous. i was in elementary school in the 80s - i totally missed out on wearing that crap to high school. that would have been awesome.
perform any sort of exercise/sports-type activity anymore without warming up and stretching - ughRE: DanI'm w/ you on that one. I was watching some spring break thing on MTV over the weekend and I had no clue who 1/2 the acts were.
"...deal with this shit" is a great catch-all phrase in this context. More specifically, "...still be wearing a Metallica shirt I had in 11th grade and think it doesn't make me look like I'm trying to seem young."
come to work hungover. it was cute when i was an intern. now it hurts. a lot.
also, drink at college bars
Hang out in Adams Morgan
do a cartwheel
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