only the good die young
First of all, Leslie, did you type that question in a hurry? I counted at least 3 grammatical mistakes.My answer: get much more selective about who you do. Beer goggling would be thing of the past.
I'd be screwed. But, I'd make sure I had fun getting screwed. Like that pun there ladies? It's how you get the men. Am I right?
First, remove any such wank material I could come across. Not going to jack a year off my life. Second, going to start using Viagara recreationally. If this is going to cost me a year off my life, it better last more than 4 hours. Lastly, all my kids will be conceived using the non-sexual means modern science allows us. Those damn kids will already take valuable years off my life, not going to let the lil' bastards grab one more.
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