Friday, December 12, 2008

A lethal "sex gas" Osama has just been released a on the US. Everytime you have sex you lose a year off your life. So...what do you do?

5 comments:

Rob said...

bone city

Mike said...

only the good die young

Ryan said...

First of all, Leslie, did you type that question in a hurry? I counted at least 3 grammatical mistakes.

My answer: get much more selective about who you do. Beer goggling would be thing of the past.

janice said...

I'd be screwed. But, I'd make sure I had fun getting screwed. Like that pun there ladies? It's how you get the men. Am I right?

John said...

First, remove any such wank material I could come across. Not going to jack a year off my life.

Second, going to start using Viagara recreationally. If this is going to cost me a year off my life, it better last more than 4 hours.

Lastly, all my kids will be conceived using the non-sexual means modern science allows us. Those damn kids will already take valuable years off my life, not going to let the lil' bastards grab one more.