i apprently have an untraditional sense of handsome. my roommates were ripping me apart for being attracted to unattractive people. so here's a couple: Ben Bailey from Cash Cab, Anthony Bourdain, oh and that guy i nicknamed 'greasy but strangely attractive man' that used to work at wegmans. i'm doomed.
In high school I had an unhealthy obsession with Susan Sarandon that puzzled pretty much every person who was aware of it. It was made worse that the only movie she did during my high school years was that makeup-less performance in Dead Man Walking.
Brooke Hogan and Helen Hunt. I'm personally not embarrassed by this or any of my crushes, but people have given me the most shit for both of these. Oh, and Elizabeth Hasslebeck. She's against everything I stand for, but I would do unspeakable things to her.
when i was a little kid i had a crush on my cousin
K8 are not alone on Anthony Bourdain! Also, at one point I was weirdly attracted to the designer Doug from Trading Spaces...pretty sure that wasn't the best idea.
i used to be embarrassed for having a crush on tom colicchio until i found out i wasn't the only one.and anthony bourdain is hot.
The L2 bus driver
Herve Villechaize, aka Tattoo from Fantasy Island - I go crazy when he says, "De Plane! De Plane!"
I had such a crush on Paul Wylie back in the day. I remember thinking he was smart and talented and thought he was dreamy. And Ben Bailey is not an embarrassing crush at all! I love him.
James Carville. K8 u r not alone!
Chad Allen, axl rose, and a guy from college that was all about David bowie glam.
Along the Paul Wylie front... I had a huge crush on Brian Boitano. And I also loved Michael Jackson. Problems.
Diane Keaton's my old lady crush. Chrissie Hynde's my aging rockstar crush. But most embarrassing would probably be Bonnie Bernstein...embarrassing only because she knows wayyyyyy more about sports than I do...and I know a lot.
i used to heart fred savage and that crazy kirk cameron...basically if they were in tiger beat, i had a crush. my all time biggest and most bizarre crush was david gahan from depeche mode!! looooved him... and kinda still do!! real person: shout out to leslie and kate cady... WHAT UP DOGG!
in kindergarten i had a crush on a blonde (which was bad enough), but his name was tyson and he had a mullet. one day he dared me to use my scissors to cut my hair in class, and i did and got sent to the corner by the teacher for in appropriate use of school supplies. that totes cured the crush, but i think that may be why i don't like blondes...all kinds of bad hair memories there.
I really like Keith Olbermann and his massive dome. Sometimes I refer to him as "my boyfriend" which creeps my parents and friends out.
Ms. Stevens, my 5th grade science teacher. Not sure that is embarrassing though...she was hot.
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