Tuesday, October 28, 2008

What is your drag name?

Find your drag queen name here:
http://www.blogthings.com/dragqueennamegenerator/

36 comments:

Leslie said...

Mama Mammaries

Tim said...

Lois Carmen Denominator

yr_ryan_walter said...

Unita Lay

Kathryn said...

If using Kate:
Felicia Fellatio

if using Kathryn:
Amanda Playwith

Mike said...

Marsha Mellow

Lois Carmen Denominator has got to be the best.

andrew said...

Sharon Husbands

Scottie said...

I got Lois Carmen Denominator too, but I've been known to go by Betty Humpter, Anita Longrod, or Janice Dickinson as well.

Sarah said...

my drag name is also Unita Lay! wtf?

John said...

Oddly enough, John Norris.

Karen said...

Sharon Husbands or Creme BruLay if i use my middle name.

Laura said...

hmmm, Ophelia Cox...

boo...

try: http://www.dragsumma.com/

It gives you the option for king or queen!!

Hey Laura, your drag king name is "Harry Longstaff".

Hey Laura, your drag queen name is "DiDi Cupps".

Cate said...

Sofonda Cox. Ha ha - I love it. Laura, we must be related.

Drag King: Woody DeWitt
Drag Queen: Cachi Tori

Jill Raney said...

Sugar Snatch?

Dude, my actual drag name is Shawn McPenis, and you can catch me Wednesdays at BeBar.

:)

beenu said...

Polly Unsaturated

tamika said...

Jane Manhands

Ryan said...

Unita Lay

sara said...

Sofonda Dildos

Janice D, Modeling Agent said...

HEY SCOTTIE, USING MY NAME IN VAIN! YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!

marcia brady said...

I heard that Jan's drag queen name is Wilma Fingerdoo.

Donna Martin said...

mine's andrew bellows.

andrew said...

Boy Donna, you must need to use that a lot because, you know, you look like a man. Did they use your hands in that Seinfeld episode? You know, the man-hands episode?

AC Slater said...

My drag name is Zack Morris.

Scottie said...

Funny thing, Janice...I look like a linebacker, and all the times I've dressed as you, no one's been able to tell the difference. The only thing I can't figure out is how to get my lips looking so full and, um, natural as you do. Do you suck on a hot curling iron for an hour? Are bees involved? Does Ike Turner punch you in the mouth before you leave the house?

Janice D, Modeling Agent said...

So, let me get this straight (and from your post, I don't think you do very many things straight). You look like a linebacker? For what? A Sorority Powderpuff Football team?

I think I've seen you walking around Cleveland Park. You are the Cleveland Park crossdresser right? You don't look anything like me. You're just plain ugly.

Ike Turner said...

hey! i'm dead! leave me outta this. in drag heaven, i'm Crystal Titz

Tina Turner said...

That's weird, my drag name's Aretha Franklin...

Aretha Franklin said...

I'm gonna cut your skinny ass Tina. First you steal my title and now you're stealing my name?

Andrew said...

Y'all are crazier than Janice. That's like 10 kinds of crazy.

Tina, Simply the best said...

Aretha, I ain't scared of you and your quadruple chins. I got the best legs in the business and they can outrun you and your Rascal scooter.

Oh and like you, your weaves are cheap.

Zack Morris said...

Not cool Slater...I should beat the crap out of you with my massive cell phone.

Jessie Spano said...

Zack, you're only furthering the stereotype that men are egotistical, materialistic pigs.

AC Slater said...

Calm down Mama. I got you those pills you asked for.

Jessie Spano said...

Yay! Thank you Slater! I'm so excited!!!

kelly kapowski said...

Slater! See, this is why we could never date. You're such an enabler.

That chick from the beach club that was played by that chick from King of Queens said...

Slater, it's your baby

Lisa Turtle said...

Hi guys, have nothing really to report from the Fashion Institute of Technology. Glad to see Jessie is too smart for her own good, Slater is still dumb as a box of rocks, Kelly is still fake to everyone and Zack is still suffers from borderline personality disorder.

Love you all! - the Original Gossip Girl.
Ciao!