Thursday, October 23, 2008

If you could be stripped of a beauty pageant crown for nefarious actions, what actions would they be?

20 comments:

Erin said...

Treason.

Tim said...

Cross-dressing to win said beauty pageant.

Mike said...

coke habit, or is coke habit and beauty queen redundant?

donna martin said...

oh jeez, it would probably be for being caught drunk again. but i learned my lesson the last time at prom.

Cate said...

streaking

or

ordering the firing of the Public Safety Commissioner of the state of Alaska

Karen said...

making extra money by renting out my tiara and sash to prostitutes and porn actresses.

or

shooting a moose.

Janice D, Modeling Agent said...

Knowing me, it would be because I slept with the Pageants producer and maybe 3 of the pageant contestants.

Or because I voted Democrat.

Scottie said...

Ordering a hit on Lauren Conrad. OMG UR A PIG!

Marcia Brady said...

Well, I probably wouldn't get stripped of my beauty pageant crown. That's more of a Jan sort of thing. Poor Jan.

Jan Brady said...

golly marcia, why do you keep bringing up that incident. it was clearly a misunderstanding. i have no clue why that cop thought i was going to kidnap you and steal your crown. i just wanted to be a good sister and shine my - um i mean YOUR crown for you.

Marcia Brady said...

Jan, dear. I talked to Mom, and we both agree. The cop didn't believe you would be a beauty queen because of your botched nose job. Plastic surgery is no way to go through life. You should look at your inner beauty, and not worry that you're a hideous mess with freckles and poor wig choices.

Jan Brady said...

yea, well Marcia, cindy and i both agree that you're a bitch. i'm telling mom i saw you making out with greg last night in the station wagon.

Dan said...

Stealing Sarah Palin's wardrobe.

beenu said...

espionage b/c it sounds cool.

Marcia Brady said...

Jan, he's only our step-brother so that is perfectly legal. And besides, that's not nearly as bad as what Bobby and I saw you doing in the backyard of the Ditmeyer's house. Public defecation is just plain wrong.

brett said...

sex with a Chicken.

Jan Brady said...

that wasn't me, it was tiger!

Marcia Brady said...

Oh silly us. We assumed that because what we saw was on all four legs and had enough back hair to make an angora sweater, it was you. Oh, but I am sure we'll laugh we're we older and we have kids of our own. Or, more realisticly, when I have kids of my own.

John said...

I once was stripped of my pagent crown for nefarious reasons. I don't like to talk about it.

Let's just say Mario Lopez can't be trusted to keep a secret.

Laura said...

pageant heresy