I had that same problem, so I can relate. What I did though was to sell a lot of them and move in with my models. 25 models, 15 beds. Some are going to have to sleep in mommy's bed if they want a spot in the agency. Am I right, ladies?
Because his first house was actually a cave where he liked to draw pictures of buffalo on the walls.
And his second one burnt down when his clever neighbor invented fire.
But the real reason he "forgot" is that Senator MaCain knows the answer is seven. And that's just plain fucked up to own seven houses and then go out and talk to average Americans about a housing crisis.
Brett, I'll take it down a similar path so you don't feel like you overdid it for a Friday.
Like he's done with every other issue, I envision McCain relating his (temporary) dementia to the War on Terror. For example, I can easily see McCain saying something like this:
"I'm too focused on fighting the critical issue of our time, the threat of radical Islamic extremists blah blah blah...to know how many houses I own."
k8, I like the Requiem for a Dream reference - spot on, IMHO.
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He should say he was too busy supervising the purchase of a new Stepford battery for Cindy.
He's OLD!!!
his overwhelming concern for americ....
I can't even finish it.
haven't you ever seen requiem for a dream? obvi addicted to diet pills and early onset of dementia.
I had that same problem, so I can relate. What I did though was to sell a lot of them and move in with my models. 25 models, 15 beds. Some are going to have to sleep in mommy's bed if they want a spot in the agency. Am I right, ladies?
I think he was distracted trying to figure out why his campaign website was lying about Cindy meeting Mother Theresa.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/20/cindy-mccain-mother-there_n_120184.html
because he's too focused on living in one particular house
duh, he doesn't know b/c cindy used to buy them like crazy when she was high on stolen pain meds.
Because his first house was actually a cave where he liked to draw pictures of buffalo on the walls.
And his second one burnt down when his clever neighbor invented fire.
But the real reason he "forgot" is that Senator MaCain knows the answer is seven. And that's just plain fucked up to own seven houses and then go out and talk to average Americans about a housing crisis.
So really, there is no excuse.
(too much for a Friday?)
Brett, I'll take it down a similar path so you don't feel like you overdid it for a Friday.
Like he's done with every other issue, I envision McCain relating his (temporary) dementia to the War on Terror. For example, I can easily see McCain saying something like this:
"I'm too focused on fighting the critical issue of our time, the threat of radical Islamic extremists blah blah blah...to know how many houses I own."
k8, I like the Requiem for a Dream reference - spot on, IMHO.
He has one for every day of the week.
Because he's a dick.
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