Tequila and JaegerBombs.
Some meth oughta spur that pony.
I dunno. None of my friends are exactly "marriage material."
Put on some classic Amanda Bynes videos-always cheers me up
HELLO! I'm gay, they're never boring when I am around.
Pole dancing lessons.
I'd put on a girly show for all the men. Show off my plastic surgery scars. C'mon, men, you know you want some of the JD Experience.
get naked?
The same way I would salvage any boring party--booze, booze and more booze.
have a wedding shower in the morning and then drive 3 and half hours to get a limo to backtrack to more boredom.
Pear vodka and whipped cream for the stripper.
a passed out friend, a zebra, and a whole lot of Crisco should make for an interesting night.
I am with Kate... lots of tequila, jaeger bombs.. and a fight on the street! Now that's what I call a good time!!
Conor...you forgot the icing on the cake...getting kicked out of said limo at the end of the night.
Kate, the cherry on that icing is getting an uninvitation via email afterwards.
Drama! Tearfully, drunkenly, loudly confessing that you're secretly in love with the bachelor/ette's fiancé should do it.
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Tequila and JaegerBombs.
Some meth oughta spur that pony.
I dunno. None of my friends are exactly "marriage material."
Put on some classic Amanda Bynes videos-always cheers me up
HELLO! I'm gay, they're never boring when I am around.
Pole dancing lessons.
I'd put on a girly show for all the men. Show off my plastic surgery scars. C'mon, men, you know you want some of the JD Experience.
get naked?
The same way I would salvage any boring party--booze, booze and more booze.
have a wedding shower in the morning and then drive 3 and half hours to get a limo to backtrack to more boredom.
Pear vodka and whipped cream for the stripper.
a passed out friend, a zebra, and a whole lot of Crisco should make for an interesting night.
I am with Kate... lots of tequila, jaeger bombs.. and a fight on the street! Now that's what I call a good time!!
Conor...you forgot the icing on the cake...getting kicked out of said limo at the end of the night.
Kate, the cherry on that icing is getting an uninvitation via email afterwards.
Drama! Tearfully, drunkenly, loudly confessing that you're secretly in love with the bachelor/ette's fiancé should do it.
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