this actually happened to me when i was in college. My roommate got a plastic laundry basket for christmas that lived in my room... every day to every other day i would walk around the house and fill the basket with her shit and leave it in front of her door.
You should get that person a tent so he can complete his "Live like an Occupier" fantasy. And cut off his heat to complete the illusion.
The only other witty answers I can come up with are incredibly mysogynistic and offensive (and therefore hilarious), so I figured I'd play it safe and go topical.
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A cleaning service for a month and punch in the face. Who's room is that anyway.....
a bunch of fun baskets to make piles of stuff
looking at that room gave me a minor panic attack.
a kick in the pants.
a vacation day off of work to fix that shit, then a promise you'll get them drunk if their room is clean
this actually happened to me when i was in college. My roommate got a plastic laundry basket for christmas that lived in my room... every day to every other day i would walk around the house and fill the basket with her shit and leave it in front of her door.
I don't see anything egregiously wrong with that picture.
You could buy me a bigger house.
A Dyson vacuum cleaner. It looks so fancy and it makes me want to vacuum.
You should get that person a tent so he can complete his "Live like an Occupier" fantasy. And cut off his heat to complete the illusion.
The only other witty answers I can come up with are incredibly mysogynistic and offensive (and therefore hilarious), so I figured I'd play it safe and go topical.
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