My cat eats my hair, which is long. Cats do not digest hair (hence, hairballs). So technically, my hair comes out the way it went in, only it strings together her poops. When this happens, she can't get everything out, so she does the butt scooch thing across the floor. One time she did this, smearing crap everywhere - carpets, floor. I finally grab her and pull it out with a tissue. She then continues licking her butt, then throws up everywhere.
Not sure if it was luckier I was home to witness this or not.
OK! I don't have an answer for this question. However, I laughed my @$$ off picturing the site. I think you should pitch this to a carpet cleaning company as an add for the Super Bowl.
My 19 year old neighbors on the other side of the duplex sometimes like to sing really loud to early 2000's songs when they get drunk. Its not dog poo, but it does suck.
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That would doo it.
(sorry)
My cat eats my hair, which is long. Cats do not digest hair (hence, hairballs). So technically, my hair comes out the way it went in, only it strings together her poops. When this happens, she can't get everything out, so she does the butt scooch thing across the floor. One time she did this, smearing crap everywhere - carpets, floor. I finally grab her and pull it out with a tissue. She then continues licking her butt, then throws up everywhere.
Not sure if it was luckier I was home to witness this or not.
something flooded. or mice. or a giant bill in the mail you forgot about.
OK! I don't have an answer for this question. However, I laughed my @$$ off picturing the site. I think you should pitch this to a carpet cleaning company as an add for the Super Bowl.
One of those wrongful foreclosures sure would be a bitch. Sadly, it's unclear if that falls under the "criminal activity" category.
Ugh! What a nightmare!
For me, the worst thing to come home to would be a roach infestation.
My 19 year old neighbors on the other side of the duplex sometimes like to sing really loud to early 2000's songs when they get drunk. Its not dog poo, but it does suck.
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