Do you have to actually be physically touching someone to "fart on" them?
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unfortunate victim
said...
No!
One phrase: trap-n-flap. For the uninitiated, it is trapping your partner under the bedspread and letting one (or more) rip. It is absolutely disgusting.
Funny...I got a text from a good friend of mine the other night stating that she had accidentally farted on her boyfriend, thus ushering in a new era of bodily functions in their relationship.
And for the unfortunate victim, that maneuver is also commonly known as the "Dutch Oven".
8 comments:
No!
One phrase: trap-n-flap. For the uninitiated, it is trapping your partner under the bedspread and letting one (or more) rip. It is absolutely disgusting.
I think if you're less than 2 feet away, you've farted "on" someone.
it sounds like today's qotd came from a very gassy andy rooney segment on 60 minutes
Heavens no.
Funny...I got a text from a good friend of mine the other night stating that she had accidentally farted on her boyfriend, thus ushering in a new era of bodily functions in their relationship.
And for the unfortunate victim, that maneuver is also commonly known as the "Dutch Oven".
Respectfully disagreeing: no.
If you fart, but aren't touching the victim with your pants, skirt, undies, or naked rump, you have merely farted AT them, not ON them.
Wait, I meant "yes".
this is the greatest QOTD ever
nope
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