I dont think i had one, but i went to a wedding last month and there was a little girl that would say "waterfall" and it sounded "like wad da fuck" the best part is there was a woman in the wedding whose last name was waterfall, so we just had the baby keep calling her what the fuck.
Sonnofabitch. We watched tons of Back to the Future when I was little and this was my takeaway from the movie. I had no idea what I was saying, but I remember screaming it at the top of my lungs.
Apr 99 - pregnant w/a 1-yr old. Stopped at SFW to buy beer for dad before picking up parents at DCA. Had blinker on while waiting for a space. Woman putting groceries in car started waving her arms and pointing to far end of parking lot. I opened window and said something like, "you could have just said you weren't leaving....Bitch." Andrew said "bitch, bitch, bitch" all the way to the airport. The next day my mom was holding him. He looked right at her and said, "bitch." She has the vocabulary of a drunken sailor, so she laughed.
p.s. to Scottie, my nephew is 8 and has been using "that's what she said" for a while, sometimes hilariously.
this question is inspired by my 2 year old nephew (whose bday is today) now saying "crap" everytime something drops after hearing him mom do that
when i was 3 my brother would ask me "what do you want to be when you grow up" to which he taught me to reply "a pussy cat" and then he asked what do pussy cat's say, to which i replied by repeating that p word three times (sorry, saying p word as I'm on a work computer)
my verification word is rabenti, and my nephews name is rabi...or did I just blow your mind!
When I was almost 2, my dad accidentally taught me to say "dammit" while my mom was in the hospital after my brother was born. Apparently he was building bookshelves for the nursery and was having a difficult time.
My mom found out that I learned a new word one day when we were at the grocery store. I started taking stuff out of the cart and throwing it on the floor, pointing at it while shouting "dammie!"
Can't remember saying inappropriate things but when I was little and learning to write I thought I'd be sneaky and "frame" my little brother. I wrote his name on my mom's coat. She quickly figured out it was me because, well, my brother couldn't write yet. When she confronted me about it I told her the devil made me do it.
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I taught my awesome godson to say "Mommy's a dirty hippy". He now says it to her on his own, no prompting.
I dont think i had one, but i went to a wedding last month and there was a little girl that would say "waterfall" and it sounded "like wad da fuck" the best part is there was a woman in the wedding whose last name was waterfall, so we just had the baby keep calling her what the fuck.
The second word I learned was "shit". Used it correctly and everything.
I would totally teach someone else's kid to use "That's What She Said" in the proper context. Would be amazing.
Sonnofabitch. We watched tons of Back to the Future when I was little and this was my takeaway from the movie. I had no idea what I was saying, but I remember screaming it at the top of my lungs.
I'd teach someone else's kid to say "pack a bowl."
Apr 99 - pregnant w/a 1-yr old. Stopped at SFW to buy beer for dad before picking up parents at DCA. Had blinker on while waiting for a space. Woman putting groceries in car started waving her arms and pointing to far end of parking lot. I opened window and said something like, "you could have just said you weren't leaving....Bitch." Andrew said "bitch, bitch, bitch" all the way to the airport. The next day my mom was holding him. He looked right at her and said, "bitch." She has the vocabulary of a drunken sailor, so she laughed.
p.s. to Scottie, my nephew is 8 and has been using "that's what she said" for a while, sometimes hilariously.
this question is inspired by my 2 year old nephew (whose bday is today) now saying "crap" everytime something drops after hearing him mom do that
when i was 3 my brother would ask me "what do you want to be when you grow up" to which he taught me to reply "a pussy cat" and then he asked what do pussy cat's say, to which i replied by repeating that p word three times (sorry, saying p word as I'm on a work computer)
my verification word is rabenti, and my nephews name is rabi...or did I just blow your mind!
When I was almost 2, my dad accidentally taught me to say "dammit" while my mom was in the hospital after my brother was born. Apparently he was building bookshelves for the nursery and was having a difficult time.
My mom found out that I learned a new word one day when we were at the grocery store. I started taking stuff out of the cart and throwing it on the floor, pointing at it while shouting "dammie!"
Or so I've been told.
Can't remember saying inappropriate things but when I was little and learning to write I thought I'd be sneaky and "frame" my little brother. I wrote his name on my mom's coat. She quickly figured out it was me because, well, my brother couldn't write yet. When she confronted me about it I told her the devil made me do it.
I was a weird kid.
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