This used to make me angrier, but now hipsters riding without helmets just look kinda pathetic to me. I want to pull them aside and say:
"Hey there doude: you really don't look cool to anyone who matters. You look like a guy who's fragile ego is more demanding than his intelligence, and that you care more about what strangers see than about your friends and family."
Also: cycling with earphones is about as smart as huffing paint thinner. I'M TALKING TO YOU, MIDDLE-AGED LATINO GUY ON A MOUNTAIN BIKE.
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F**king idiots. Sorry. Years riding around town and I've seen way too many accidents to excuse not wearing a helmet.
Brain donor
Bicyclists?
Old school.
Jesus, don't let this slide.
This used to make me angrier, but now hipsters riding without helmets just look kinda pathetic to me. I want to pull them aside and say:
"Hey there doude: you really don't look cool to anyone who matters. You look like a guy who's fragile ego is more demanding than his intelligence, and that you care more about what strangers see than about your friends and family."
Also: cycling with earphones is about as smart as huffing paint thinner. I'M TALKING TO YOU, MIDDLE-AGED LATINO GUY ON A MOUNTAIN BIKE.
keepin it real.
Dumbo... Its also dumbo when people wear helmets and dont buckle them.
IM TALKING TO YOU JONATHAN ADLER, WHO GOT HIT BY A CAR LAST WEEKEND RIDING YOUR BIKE AND FLIPPED OVER THE HOOD.
gonna get a crushed mellon.
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