i would spend the money tracking down a replica of the dress i wore to the spring fling with steve. you can't find a good hoop skirt dress anymore. you just can't.
I already have a lot of clothes, being the world's first supermodel. So I guess I would have to update my Mistress Janice collection. Who here has been a naughty model? Beenu, I'm looking in your direction.
i'd buy lots of formal wear. i like being fancy. i'd wear nothing but ball gowns all the time. with lots of sparkly jewelry in assorted precious stones.
The same as Sarah and then go give speeches as Palin except I would sound all stupid and have horrible syntax, make outrageous claims, and wink a lot. Wait...
Oh who am I kidding. Hello mobile meth lab!!! $150K of delicious meth. meth meth meth, I love meth.
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a human skin jacket
clothes that either make me invisible or make me fly
Buy? I'd hire Tim Gunn to do all my shopping - and I suspect that he could do it for waaaaay less than $150k
I'd buy a Yeti fur coat. I bet that would cost $150K...if the Yeti was real that is, but sadly it is not.
nicer ones than the GOP bought.
i'd probably blow it all on purses and shoes though.
cowboy boots. lots and lots of cowboy boots.
and rhinestone earrings.
hello. my name is kate. i have an ebay problem.
Actually, the same shit Palin bought.
Furs, wools, and boots. Russia-invading clothes. And maybe a beer hat too.
Well, anything would be an improvement on Jan's wardrobe. Me, I would add some more micro-minis that show off my legs and some mary-janes.
lots and lots of wigs.
I would buy $150,000 worth of clothes for kids whose parents can't afford to buy them back to school clothes.
i would spend the money tracking down a replica of the dress i wore to the spring fling with steve. you can't find a good hoop skirt dress anymore. you just can't.
Think Mad Men. I'd invest in a fabulous, classic wardrobe with a modern take on the early 60s aesthetic.
I already have a lot of clothes, being the world's first supermodel. So I guess I would have to update my Mistress Janice collection. Who here has been a naughty model? Beenu, I'm looking in your direction.
Game-worn Redskins jerseys, a bulletproof vest, and a couple of suits.
i'd buy lots of formal wear. i like being fancy. i'd wear nothing but ball gowns all the time. with lots of sparkly jewelry in assorted precious stones.
The same as Sarah and then go give speeches as Palin except I would sound all stupid and have horrible syntax, make outrageous claims, and wink a lot. Wait...
Oh who am I kidding. Hello mobile meth lab!!! $150K of delicious meth. meth meth meth, I love meth.
CALVIN, baby!
luv me some Calvin Klein.
Chanel, Chanel, Chanel. Then an Hermes Kelly bag or two.
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