Boy Donna, you must need to use that a lot because, you know, you look like a man. Did they use your hands in that Seinfeld episode? You know, the man-hands episode?
Funny thing, Janice...I look like a linebacker, and all the times I've dressed as you, no one's been able to tell the difference. The only thing I can't figure out is how to get my lips looking so full and, um, natural as you do. Do you suck on a hot curling iron for an hour? Are bees involved? Does Ike Turner punch you in the mouth before you leave the house?
So, let me get this straight (and from your post, I don't think you do very many things straight). You look like a linebacker? For what? A Sorority Powderpuff Football team?
I think I've seen you walking around Cleveland Park. You are the Cleveland Park crossdresser right? You don't look anything like me. You're just plain ugly.
Hi guys, have nothing really to report from the Fashion Institute of Technology. Glad to see Jessie is too smart for her own good, Slater is still dumb as a box of rocks, Kelly is still fake to everyone and Zack is still suffers from borderline personality disorder.
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Mama Mammaries
Lois Carmen Denominator
Unita Lay
If using Kate:
Felicia Fellatio
if using Kathryn:
Amanda Playwith
Marsha Mellow
Lois Carmen Denominator has got to be the best.
Sharon Husbands
I got Lois Carmen Denominator too, but I've been known to go by Betty Humpter, Anita Longrod, or Janice Dickinson as well.
my drag name is also Unita Lay! wtf?
Oddly enough, John Norris.
Sharon Husbands or Creme BruLay if i use my middle name.
hmmm, Ophelia Cox...
boo...
try: http://www.dragsumma.com/
It gives you the option for king or queen!!
Hey Laura, your drag king name is "Harry Longstaff".
Hey Laura, your drag queen name is "DiDi Cupps".
Sofonda Cox. Ha ha - I love it. Laura, we must be related.
Drag King: Woody DeWitt
Drag Queen: Cachi Tori
Sugar Snatch?
Dude, my actual drag name is Shawn McPenis, and you can catch me Wednesdays at BeBar.
:)
Polly Unsaturated
Jane Manhands
Unita Lay
Sofonda Dildos
HEY SCOTTIE, USING MY NAME IN VAIN! YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!
I heard that Jan's drag queen name is Wilma Fingerdoo.
mine's andrew bellows.
Boy Donna, you must need to use that a lot because, you know, you look like a man. Did they use your hands in that Seinfeld episode? You know, the man-hands episode?
My drag name is Zack Morris.
Funny thing, Janice...I look like a linebacker, and all the times I've dressed as you, no one's been able to tell the difference. The only thing I can't figure out is how to get my lips looking so full and, um, natural as you do. Do you suck on a hot curling iron for an hour? Are bees involved? Does Ike Turner punch you in the mouth before you leave the house?
So, let me get this straight (and from your post, I don't think you do very many things straight). You look like a linebacker? For what? A Sorority Powderpuff Football team?
I think I've seen you walking around Cleveland Park. You are the Cleveland Park crossdresser right? You don't look anything like me. You're just plain ugly.
hey! i'm dead! leave me outta this. in drag heaven, i'm Crystal Titz
That's weird, my drag name's Aretha Franklin...
Y'all are crazier than Janice. That's like 10 kinds of crazy.
Aretha, I ain't scared of you and your quadruple chins. I got the best legs in the business and they can outrun you and your Rascal scooter.
Oh and like you, your weaves are cheap.
Not cool Slater...I should beat the crap out of you with my massive cell phone.
Zack, you're only furthering the stereotype that men are egotistical, materialistic pigs.
Calm down Mama. I got you those pills you asked for.
Yay! Thank you Slater! I'm so excited!!!
Slater! See, this is why we could never date. You're such an enabler.
Slater, it's your baby
Hi guys, have nothing really to report from the Fashion Institute of Technology. Glad to see Jessie is too smart for her own good, Slater is still dumb as a box of rocks, Kelly is still fake to everyone and Zack is still suffers from borderline personality disorder.
Love you all! - the Original Gossip Girl.
Ciao!
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