To borrow politely from the '88 Veep Debate, "Senator McCain, I know President Bush, I've worked with President Bush, and you, sir, are no...actually wait no, sorry, you are President Bush."
There's a fine line between being a maverick and being a bull in a china shop. Voting 90% of the time with this Administration does not make you a maverick.
"...and now I think I've run over my time for this question so I'm sorry, and I'll let Senator McCain respond. Senator? Senator? Oh wait, that's right, he's not here because he's playing grab ass with House Republicans. I forgot, he's decided not to do this debate because he didn't get through his economic flash cards during debate prep, so he decided to fucking torpedo the bailout plan as a distraction."
"...and furthermore, anyone who does not get the 'wartime consigliari' reference is not fit to lead this country. Hint: It's not just from the West Wing!"
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Feed me a stray cat.
- ATM, American Psycho
To borrow politely from the '88 Veep Debate, "Senator McCain, I know President Bush, I've worked with President Bush, and you, sir, are no...actually wait no, sorry, you are President Bush."
Shut up, you crazy old man!
This is adapted from my favorite quote from Obama... "You must think they're stupid."
I challenge you to a dance off!
Umm, Beth, it's called a battle. Do we need to watch more dancing movies?
I stand corrected. And I think we just outlined the script for Step Up 4: Barack n' Roll
She's not a wartime Consigliari, Senator McCain. Things could get rough with the moves we're making.
There's a fine line between being a maverick and being a bull in a china shop. Voting 90% of the time with this Administration does not make you a maverick.
"...and now I think I've run over my time for this question so I'm sorry, and I'll let Senator McCain respond. Senator? Senator? Oh wait, that's right, he's not here because he's playing grab ass with House Republicans. I forgot, he's decided not to do this debate because he didn't get through his economic flash cards during debate prep, so he decided to fucking torpedo the bailout plan as a distraction."
Your shoes are untied... boop got your nose.
to add to Cate's...
"...and furthermore, anyone who does not get the 'wartime consigliari' reference is not fit to lead this country. Hint: It's not just from the West Wing!"
The Flintstones are not a series of historical documents you creationist fuck! (gunfire and screaming ensue)
YOUR MOM!
I'd like to thank the good people of Mississippi for not rioting upon my arrival. We really have come a long way...
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