Thursday, August 21, 2008

Toilet paper roll: Pull from the bottom? Pull from the top? No preference? And... would you switch the roll at someone else's house?

16 comments:

Leslie said...

If I put out the roll it is always rolling so you pull from the top (over). I don't like it when it pulls from the bottom. I used to change the roll all the time. Now I would probably only change it if I were at a family member's house.

Just-Sully said...

I pull from the top like a true pimp. As for would I change around someone's roll, I just think that is a bit sophomoric and not above board. The way you show your disapproval is to poop in tin foil and hide it somewhere in the house. Bagga Onions....

Sarah said...

omg...i dated someone who only wanted to pull from the top...we would fight about it because i would forget, because i don't care which way it pulls. i was also criticized for using too much toilet paper at a time...clearly the toilet paper shortage in our country is one of the largest public health issues of all time...needless to say, the relationship did not last, i pull from whichever way i choose, and i use an entire roll at a time just for the hell of it...

Anonymous said...

Hello, there is only one correct way.....pull from the top. And I will remedy the situation any where and at any time. The other way is for Communists and Michael Jackson.

Anonymous said...

I have a stable of hot men who take care of that for me. Including wiping. Why do you think I decided to move in with my models this season (which starts on Tuesday on Oxygen).

Anonymous said...

Oh, and BTW, yes, I am that anal about this. No if's, and's or butt's. I will not take this issue sitting down. Sphincter.

Leslie said...

Criticizing someone you're dating for using too much toilet paper is uncool and totally below the belt. Get it?!? Below the belt. Toilet paper. Poop. Hahahahaha!

rob said...

over (top)


duh

Anonymous said...

Pull from the top, only flip the roll in a family member's house.

Anonymous said...

I pull from the top. Pulling from the bottom is confusing to me, and tends to result in early tearing. The cleaning staff at my gym are bottoms and it pisses me off regularly. I'd definitely would switch it if I could get one of those little keys.

Anonymous said...

def from the top (over). i would fight with roommates about it. that's why i don't have any roommates from now on. i need my TP the way i want it.

if i go into a bathroom at someone's house and can tell it's a newer roll, i change it. if it's almost done i leave it but curse whoever did it silently. i think i actually changed it at one of leslie's parties. i consider changing the roll direction as one of my good deed, and it fulfills my court ordered requirement to do at least one good deed a day.

Sarah said...

this is the funniest qotd ever...

Unknown said...

One word; You pull from the top. For somethings in life there is just the right way to do it and this is one of those things.

And yes, I would change it. Because if you are some "Bottom-pulling" freak you are no friend of mine...

Goddamn bottompullers, they are what's wrong with this country.

Anonymous said...

i pull from the top

Anonymous said...

i prefer the over hang to the hangover

Cate said...

i now know the easiest way in the world to drive you all insane. awesome.