Summer - Mixed Martial Arts (oh yeah, IFC in 2012)
Winter - Speed Skiing (the helmets look like stroomtroopers and if you fall the friction is so bad that your outfit actually melts to your skin - the upside is that you get to go speeds of 150 MPH).
First half of the Games, I'd totally dominate in 400 IM (beastliest event in the pool) and 200 Free...then I'd join the water polo team for the second week and kick the shit out of the Croatians for the Gold.
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400 IM, 200 Back and that gymnastics with the ribbon because I am wicked graceful!
asskicking
Summer - Mixed Martial Arts (oh yeah, IFC in 2012)
Winter - Speed Skiing (the helmets look like stroomtroopers and if you fall the friction is so bad that your outfit actually melts to your skin - the upside is that you get to go speeds of 150 MPH).
Fall - Flip Cup (Gold)
Spring - Ladder Ball (Gold)
fencing
First half of the Games, I'd totally dominate in 400 IM (beastliest event in the pool) and 200 Free...then I'd join the water polo team for the second week and kick the shit out of the Croatians for the Gold.
Gymnastics ribbon dancing, synchronized swimming & diving and maybe the javelin thing, cause it sounds fun.
If there was some sort of drinking games decathlon, I'd want in on that too.
flip cup, trash talking and accessorizing. oh, and the joust.
a gold medal in coed naked bocce
200 butterfly, 50 free and women's individual trampoline, or as Homer would say, Tramapoline!
Modeling. Best there is, best there was, best there ever will be. Am I right ladies?
Popped Collar floor dance.
Pistol Shooting or Windsurfing. I'm world-class in both.
Either tetherball or lawn darts
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