glitter jiz: n. the layer of shit i am peeling off of my skin to prevent me from falling asleep on my first day back at work. WARNING: may create suspicious stains on your clothing
Ok, so long story short... Ashley was trying to unclog a tube of white glitter paint last night that we were using to make our flairidiculous bocce flair. (We were cleaning up but Ashley really wanted to get that tube unclogged.) When all of a sudden I hear this loud noise and I look over and Ashley is COVERED in white, pasty glitter paint. As are the table and couch. Oh and she got some on my dog and me. Glitter jiz everywhere! I found glitter on Keira this morning... hahahahaha! It was incredibly funny.
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The seminal fluid of Mariah Carey's Boy Toy in Holy Matrimony, Nick Cannon.
A dance me and the girls used to do back in the 30's. They usually played it after the waltz.
Yeah, I'm old, but still sexy and can have any man I want. Am I right ladies?
ewwww.
i knew beenu would say 'ewww' i could hear it!
i have no clever answer.
i don't know, but its all over our house.
Isn't that something you drink? Like a Lime Rickey?
glitter jiz: n. the layer of shit i am peeling off of my skin to prevent me from falling asleep on my first day back at work. WARNING: may create suspicious stains on your clothing
BEWARE OF THE GLITTER JIZ!
Ok, so long story short... Ashley was trying to unclog a tube of white glitter paint last night that we were using to make our flairidiculous bocce flair. (We were cleaning up but Ashley really wanted to get that tube unclogged.) When all of a sudden I hear this loud noise and I look over and Ashley is COVERED in white, pasty glitter paint. As are the table and couch. Oh and she got some on my dog and me. Glitter jiz everywhere! I found glitter on Keira this morning... hahahahaha! It was incredibly funny.
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