Despite the fact that my dad had one all through my childhood, I'm generally not a fan. And Tom Selleck can definitely pull it off, but his love affair with the NRA trumps any good looks (even sans mustache) and makes him pretty unattractive.
Tom Selleck, Rollie Fingers, Freddie Prinze (Sr., not Jr.) and my friend Chip are the only ones who can pull it off. Everyone else that tries it thinks they look like a 70s pornstar (a worthy goal, to be sure), but ends up looking like a child molester.
a mustache is ok if accompanied by goatee or beard. the mustache alone is not tolerable. not even tom selleck. it's too village people. it's too child molester. no thank you.
I think there are only a few times when a mustache is cool:
*If you're Magnum PI (not Tom Selleck because he is a crazy right wing scary person who should not have any facial hair at all because it could mask the crazy.)
*If you are in a mustache growing contest. Pure hilarity.
*If you wear a monocle at least 4 hours a day.
*If your name is Martin and you obviously look ridiculously handsome with said mustache.
I am totally conflicting about the stache. My Dad had a classic handlebar moustache which he would precisley measure with a ruler. I joke not. The moustache therefore makes me feel a little sick however there is a porn star called Chase Hunter who has a stache and this kinda turns me on. Am i totally sick? So to clarify in porn...great anywhere else is just a hot mess.
all of my bosses are men with mustaches. so i have an automatic association of above-the-lip-facial-hair with people who can tell me what to do, or ruin my weekend with must be done work, or determine what i make in a year...i think i'd prefer the porn association (though not with my bosses).
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Pretty damn good, since I have one and all...
It takes a rare human being (ie Magnum PI) to pull off the ol' Dirt Squirrel. I am no such man.
I feel like this is will turn into a Tom Selleck thread. And that's A-OK with me.
Omar Shariff, Billy Dee Williams, and Johnny Depp make it work -- anyone else, not so much
Despite the fact that my dad had one all through my childhood, I'm generally not a fan. And Tom Selleck can definitely pull it off, but his love affair with the NRA trumps any good looks (even sans mustache) and makes him pretty unattractive.
i want to say "skeeved," but typically I can't remember if a man has a moustache even if I'm dating him. Guess I'm just not that observant!
um gross. who wants a nose broom?
Tom Selleck, Rollie Fingers, Freddie Prinze (Sr., not Jr.) and my friend Chip are the only ones who can pull it off. Everyone else that tries it thinks they look like a 70s pornstar (a worthy goal, to be sure), but ends up looking like a child molester.
a mustache is ok if accompanied by goatee or beard. the mustache alone is not tolerable. not even tom selleck. it's too village people. it's too child molester. no thank you.
oh and also, my comments should be noted as such: i like hairy men.
I think there are only a few times when a mustache is cool:
*If you're Magnum PI (not Tom Selleck because he is a crazy right wing scary person who should not have any facial hair at all because it could mask the crazy.)
*If you are in a mustache growing contest. Pure hilarity.
*If you wear a monocle at least 4 hours a day.
*If your name is Martin and you obviously look ridiculously handsome with said mustache.
Yes! Rollie Fingers!
smreed49, you are awesome, whoever you are
"Who wants a mustache ride?"
"I do, I do!"
-Super Troopers
I am totally conflicting about the stache. My Dad had a classic handlebar moustache which he would precisley measure with a ruler. I joke not. The moustache therefore makes me feel a little sick however there is a porn star called Chase Hunter who has a stache and this kinda turns me on. Am i totally sick? So to clarify in porn...great anywhere else is just a hot mess.
Unless you're a waiter in a French restaurant, or a turn of the century business tycoon, it's not a good idea.
all of my bosses are men with mustaches. so i have an automatic association of above-the-lip-facial-hair with people who can tell me what to do, or ruin my weekend with must be done work, or determine what i make in a year...i think i'd prefer the porn association (though not with my bosses).
Mustache growing contest is where its at.
have you met rob judd?
I hate mustaches. No woman can be a successful model with a mustache.
And men, no way either. A men's mustache should be like a woman's va-jay-jay. Completely shaved.
Am I right, ladies?
Unless you're a waiter in a French restaurant, or a turn of the century business tycoon, it's not a good idea.
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