if you can't remember what you just said to the person you are talking to and then you repeat yourself and then you REALIZE you just repeated yourself. go home.
I usually quit after my second glass of wine and I usually feel pretty good in the morning. I'm not judging or anything, but I think people drink too much in our society and a little moderation never hurt.
...oh sorry, I meant second box of wine, not glass. I got to stop with these five martini breakfasts.
Peeing in public is one sign...also when you wake up to find that you passed out before you could comsume those late night chips/pretzles/whatever snack sounded good at the time...and now there are crumbs in the bed. Not that I've ever done either one, of course.
When you really want a cigarette, but you have troubles handling your lighter because you have a just-lit cigarette in your lightin' hand...you might be a redneck.
What? That's not the question? Oh, well it applies here too.
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when you know, it's too late
if you can't remember what you just said to the person you are talking to and then you repeat yourself and then you REALIZE you just repeated yourself. go home.
i don't recall ever drinking too much...
I didnt know there was such a thing as drinking TOO much.
I usually quit after my second glass of wine and I usually feel pretty good in the morning. I'm not judging or anything, but I think people drink too much in our society and a little moderation never hurt.
...oh sorry, I meant second box of wine, not glass. I got to stop with these five martini breakfasts.
Holla back all my functional alcoholics!
When you have to sleep with one foot on the floor, to prevent the world from spinning, that's when you had too much to drink.
Maybe when spiced rum starts pouring out of your nose.
when i didn't notice you were tapping on your glass eye, it was a little too much.
After discovering the Pedialite, Diet Red Bull, Aleve combo I'm not sure anymore.
I'm literally the last person in the world who should be answering this question...
Peeing in public is one sign...also when you wake up to find that you passed out before you could comsume those late night chips/pretzles/whatever snack sounded good at the time...and now there are crumbs in the bed. Not that I've ever done either one, of course.
If it's 1997 and you still think that Ronald Reagan is the president, perhaps you have consumed one too many tequila shots!!
When you've puked, continue to drink, and then puke a second time.
When you really want a cigarette, but you have troubles handling your lighter because you have a just-lit cigarette in your lightin' hand...you might be a redneck.
What? That's not the question? Oh, well it applies here too.
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