Houston. Buffalo is a good answer too. Or anywhere in Iowa, Nebraska, Wyoming, Kansas, Montana...etc.
And I'm from Cleveland (which I'm sure will be today's winner). It's not THAT bad. It was doing pretty well til the economy turned. It's nice always knowing which way is north. And we get to have a Westside /Eastside feud.
Orlando, FL what a nightmare of a city. One big pile of tourist fucks and snowbird, grumpy shits. All in the center of Florida. I just threw up on a puppy thinking about it.
Imagine working as the night manager of the 16th Applebees in Orlando. Can you taste the puke in the back of your throat?
The thought of living in Las Vegas literally makes me want to rip my skin off my face, rub it on Toni Braxton's face and eat it. The only way I would live there was if I had a show like Celine Dion and lived on a luxury compound in Nevada with five swimming pools. I could perform each night spitting on the people of Vegas. I also hate a lot of Long Island, not that it is a city but anywhere that you have to get into a car for every menial job is a nightmare in my mind.
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Las Vegas. I lived there for a year, 2 weeks and 4 days. That was enough. `
Buffalo. It's the one city that makes Cleveland feel good about itself.
Second place - Richmond, VA. Or as I like to call it, "The City that Fun Forgot."
Cleveland. Hands down.
Detroit. The name is awful and a pretty little white boy like me would be target practice on 8 Mile.
Houston. Buffalo is a good answer too. Or anywhere in Iowa, Nebraska, Wyoming, Kansas, Montana...etc.
And I'm from Cleveland (which I'm sure will be today's winner). It's not THAT bad. It was doing pretty well til the economy turned. It's nice always knowing which way is north. And we get to have a Westside /Eastside feud.
Detroit mainly...basically anywhere in the middle of the country is not for me.
any of the 'major' cities of ohio. dumb.
ohama
somewhere in middle america
Boston, hands down...
Just kidding Leslie...I'd have to say Dallas. Because it's freaking Dallas.
Any city in New Jersey.
whoever justin is can go to hell! ;-) jk...
my answer is pittsburgh... YIKES
Detroit. I hear that place is pretty horrible.
Pittsburgh only sucks if you hate fun and drinking cheaply.
I'd say Philadelphia no question, with San Antonio and Detroit running close behind.
I'm going to go with Tulsa, OK because it is on the list of "most conservative cities in America".
East St. Louis. Beyond being a Simpsons reference, the place is supposed to blow. Or Camden, NJ.
Trenton, NJ - "Trenton Makes, The World Takes" is their motto? Really?
I don't think I would like Las Vegas or Miami either.
Cate just sent me an article about the dangers of boozing in Oklahoma while being a sports fan. Guys, watch out! - Church Deacon, OU Fan Tears Scrotum of UT Fan in Bar Fight
Orlando, FL what a nightmare of a city. One big pile of tourist fucks and snowbird, grumpy shits. All in the center of Florida. I just threw up on a puppy thinking about it.
Imagine working as the night manager of the 16th Applebees in Orlando. Can you taste the puke in the back of your throat?
Houston. That place really sucks. Hotter than hell, dirty and sprawled, congested, polluted, less than safe, and full of Texans.
I just got back from Colorado Springs, I never want to live there.
The thought of living in Las Vegas literally makes me want to rip my skin off my face, rub it on Toni Braxton's face and eat it. The only way I would live there was if I had a show like Celine Dion and lived on a luxury compound in Nevada with five swimming pools. I could perform each night spitting on the people of Vegas. I also hate a lot of Long Island, not that it is a city but anywhere that you have to get into a car for every menial job is a nightmare in my mind.
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