A pirate walks into a bar wearing a ship's helm (steering wheel) for a belt buckle. He goes up to the bartender and says "Arg, gimme a rum." So the bartender says "Sure, but I have one question, what's with the big steering wheel thingie?" And the pirate says, "Arg, its driving me nuts."
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What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
Hahahahaha
Also,
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Hahahahaha
So funny.
I Farted...
the one about little jimmy and the pet frog jumping from the road to the curb from the road to the curb. i'll tell you some time.
also, the one about lent and the irishma and 3 beers.
i love jokes.
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a ship's helm (steering wheel) for a belt buckle.
He goes up to the bartender and says "Arg, gimme a rum."
So the bartender says "Sure, but I have one question, what's with the big steering wheel thingie?"
And the pirate says, "Arg, its driving me nuts."
The end.
i normally just make fun of myself.
What does Bill say to Hillary after a romantic interlude?
"Hey honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
I love the one about lent, the Irishman and three beers, although I heard it as an alcohlic cowboy (hasn't affected my brothers, though)
My personal favorite is:
"A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar...and the bartender says 'What is this? Some kind of joke?'"
What's Irish and stays out all night??
....
Patty O'Furniture!
woot!
What sound does a baby make in a blender?
a guy walks into a bar, what does he say??
--"ouch"
How do you fit a thousand Pikatchu's in a train carriage?
POKEMON!
HAHAHAAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
IAMSTILLLAUGHINGHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH
What did the Number 0 say to the number 8……. Nice belt……hahahahah (Sister, we heard that on a whale watch, remember?)
What's another name for a cow hand?
Hamburger Helper. HA!
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