I would turn it into one of those amphibious vehicles (like the duck tour busses). I like the idea of the Pope driving the Popemobile across the Mediterranean Sea and Atlantic Ocean to get here.
those arm extenders that the boy in the bubble had- so the pope can reach out and touch his followers... btw- i'm writing this comment from the reference desk at the library of THE catholic university- which in case you were wondering is going ape-shit about the pope coming to campus....i'm gettin' outta town!
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A flamethrower.
A bumper sticker that said, "The driver of this Popemobile climbed Mt Washington".
A jacuzzi filled with topless women with a sticker on the side that reads "tit soup"
A naked black jewish gay Porn Star wearing nothing but a pair of socks
My mother
DVD collection including: The Smurfs, Jem, Cocks n Jocks, My So Called Life and The Exocist, Elizabth 1 and 2
A lesbian priest who endorses civil unions
Elton John
A parrot that repeats: "Your a bigot!"
Paula Deen
I have a second answer: Guitar Hero! The Pope could totally rock out in that bubble.
I would turn it into one of those amphibious vehicles (like the duck tour busses). I like the idea of the Pope driving the Popemobile across the Mediterranean Sea and Atlantic Ocean to get here.
A huge sticker on the side that says "I carry a torch for kids who carry candles"
And a swastika.
Two gayelles making out!
Holy Water Canon to keep the damn philistines off the ride
Speakers playing Ice cream truck music
Neon underlights
Hydraulics
Darwin sticker.
- Holy Water waterfall
- some gold spinners on the tires
- a bumper sticker that says "Jesus is my copilot"
and I would definitely paint it metallic purple with zebra skin seats.
oh, and I know it's a Mercedes, but I would still put a 1978 Cadillac grill on the front, in gold.
pictures of all the children's faces -lives ruined by priests. sorry, i'm catholic. i can go there.
The Popemoblie should totes have a condom canon and a birth control dispenser AND (per Leslie) a needle exchange.
A gay rights sticker.
those arm extenders that the boy in the bubble had- so the pope can reach out and touch his followers... btw- i'm writing this comment from the reference desk at the library of THE catholic university- which in case you were wondering is going ape-shit about the pope coming to campus....i'm gettin' outta town!
a mini-bar
The pope bobblehead from the banned Metro commercial...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/08/AR2008040803092.html
...which the Catholic Church only opposed because he was wearing the wrong clothes. How dare they put the Pope in red! Heresy!
Okay, it won't post the whole link. Copy and paste each line into one link.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/
article/2008/04/08/AR2008040803092.html
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