On a scale of 0 to 10 where zero means not pissed at all and 10 means murderous rage, how pissed do you get when folks wear those Livestrong bracelets while smoking?
I'd say, "you know what? if you got four other dudes to form a band, you could call yourself, 9 Ball. Ya know, cause' you only have one ball and they would have 2 each and using math, that would equal 9, 9 balls. But its funnier as 9 ball like the pool game. Oh. So. Funny... You're a dick, Lance Armstrong." (sound of my foot kicking him in his single ball.)
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uh, aren't you supposed to have two of those?
What's up, Mr. one-nut?
Given all you've been thru, would you have the ball to do it all again?
Would you date a girl that's had just about every VD possible, handsome?
Did you have a three way with Matthew McConaughey and Jake Gyllenhaal?
On a scale of 0 to 10 where zero means not pissed at all and 10 means murderous rage, how pissed do you get when folks wear those Livestrong bracelets while smoking?
why are you such a prick? short man.
I have a series of questions for The Armstrong:
Why didnt you trim McConaghhey's mullet?
What? Sheryl Crow wasnt good enough for you?
What kind of fool are you? She's hot and loaded!
Did you feel real bad when you dumped her and she got cancer?
Do you think thats your fault? Huh? Huh?
Were you strong enough to be her man?
Was that some kind of mid life crisis?
Or are you actually gay and not in a "bromance with the McConaughey?"
Do you like the Jonas Brother?
I'd say, "you know what? if you got four other dudes to form a band, you could call yourself, 9 Ball. Ya know, cause' you only have one ball and they would have 2 each and using math, that would equal 9, 9 balls. But its funnier as 9 ball like the pool game. Oh. So. Funny... You're a dick, Lance Armstrong." (sound of my foot kicking him in his single ball.)
did you pay all those little kids in china a lot of money to make those stupid yellow bracelets?
lester, what's up with this question??
but i guess i would inquire about his relations with the olsen twins.
wow, such vitrol for lance armstrong.
I had no idea everyone hated Lance Armstrong so much...
Why did you ditch your wife for Sheryl Crow after she stuck with you through cancer? Couldn't you have landed someone younger?
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